halshing

551550 pts ยท December 19, 2011


Hello. Thanks for checking out my profile! I'm glad to have made you laugh or hate me or gave you something to think about. Or, perhaps, you're here by chance or boredom, which in that case I hope to entertain you or educate you on your journey through this cosmic shit show. Enjoy! "Be content with what you are, and wish not change; nor dread your last day, nor long for it." - Marcus Aurelius

I wouldn't recommend putting liquid in electronics, no.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "leader"? Isn't that Trump? This is the scape goat??

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya'll need to shop for better terms... Tf!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Including you and your fam, or just the bad people in the planet?

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

When you leave how water out for awhile it becomes could water.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't we set the prices? Supply and demand right? We're really sad, so they make a lot of money. If we were less sad they wouldn't make $

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Free world? They make everything and export it to the rest of the world.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Why? Why aren't demons afraid of bad men?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Which people? We'd have to contribute quality content on an open source platform. Sort of like Wikipedia. But even they ask for money...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too sexy

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yup. Confirmed with Trevor Noah.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 6

Listening to a preacher is much easier cuz it's interpreted with context. The Bible is like reading source code, but a Preacher is the app.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We do. It's called cancel culture.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Selling you something valuable doesn't sound like a scam. Preachers sell meaning, redemption, and hope. People need that and will pay for it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 18

Acts of God aren't covered by insurance

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He's like "I can accidentally eat you by yawning. Good thing you're not making me tired".

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

bUt thEy ARe a ceLEbrity, it's pArT of The joB

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yea, but when you get divorced, I get royalties to your estate too ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...dad? Is that you? It's been awhile.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Indeed I have. But I manage to not be consumed by the pain to the point of taking it out on people around me, even tho it hurts like a mf.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair, stunning your toe and experiencing trauma are different. Still doesn't mean you should be an asshole.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But churches don't make money for profit. Why should all churches pay taxes just because some are mega assholes?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

It has to be political. What else would it be? If it's not entertaining, it's political.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I mean, they aren't wrong, provided the other person is at fault, right? The other person's insurance pays for damages.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You can also get a rest in-house or at any other location

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's a sexy panda ?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

the sale of PayPal, which was $100M, to finance it. SpaceX started in 2002 and had their first launch only 4 years later. That's hustle.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1