halfdiminished

16312 pts ยท September 29, 2014


That's because the doner kebab sandwich was invented in Berlin. Has been in NYC almost as long.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I dont think Bob would ever paint anything angry.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Until 5 min from now, when you dry me off and I become overjoyed and run around the house frantically rubbing on things.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Share the tranq, bro. Jeez.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh god, I miss him. You bastard.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Particularly because it is definitely fake.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What kind of shitty hospital staff would just ignore that poor stray dog for that long? All I took away.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Listen to this guy. I once let the indian out of the cupbosrd and it turned into a whole thing.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Why do birds fly? Why does the wind blow? Some things in life just are.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Endlessly. What's silly is the idea it's a good reason to oppose common sense gun control measures. It's not unheard of, just way overblown

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course it happens. What's silly is the constant delusional fantasizing and worry. Having guns in every room and talking about it 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope thats OP in the lawnchair, casually watching her son being dragged around the yard.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God, yall really botched that.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

As a criminal prosecutor: First marvel at the insane rarity of my circumstance. Then, not get myself killed trying to act out a movie scene.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't really support the work it is doing, but you have to admire that tank top's resolve.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Homeopaths hate them!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yet, it still bothers me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But, we all make mistakes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And, I should have put a comma after "and."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Rob Schneider is, The Lagman. Rated PG-13.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Looks like you've got a little sand in your vagina.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

And there should be a comma after "cool teacher."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Or survive during the apocolypse. Or sit around constantly running through what they would do in different home invasion scenerios.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Obviously, I'm not talking about sportsmen. I'm talking about dillusional people who think they are going to overthrow a tyrannical gov 1/1

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

James Franco style.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I bet OP doesnt even HAVE a doormat!

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

For soms reason, it never occured to me that they wouldn't have fireflies in California. How awful.

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

The dinner not being ready one is totally reasonable. I resent ot being included in this list.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Exactly. People own guns so that they can sit around and fantasize and about how they might need to use them in certain situations.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 25

Yeah, but they never fully embraced the dewey decimal system.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0