halfadam

21080 pts ยท July 31, 2014


Hello. Who are you? Why are you here? ANSWER ME!!!!!! pic: fair warning... I'm a fuzzy faced guy. http://imgur.com/BNZHJKZ

Huh?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hey Hannah, wanna do something you won't remember but will still regret for the rest of your life?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The king is dead. Long live the king!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could save space by not taking the phone case. It's pretty rare you find a stray phone out in the wild.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guess. Send me my ring.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So rare to find one of these in the wild.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is she single?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Agreed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And all the other giraffes said, "Barry Larry Terry you can't have raccoon friends!" And Barry Larry Terry said "You're not my real family!"

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Is your wife single?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it's sarcoidosis.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want my desensitized internet back.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sammich?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro... She's 12.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Were three of your four children removed from your home permanently? YOU'RE A GREAT MOM!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chill out. Those are just icebergs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was bound to get burned.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

It needs to see Alice.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He's my fucking meh, had better but it was okay.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In high school...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Work in a prison infirmary. They're only saying they're sick to plot their escapes and you'll never find a place with more innocent people.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's exactly how it can be too soon.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Holy shit... you kill the people who see you throw out the Tupperware? Brutal.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Matcock.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Houston. Get a car. Resistance is futile.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Where do you live? I'll be by sooner or later.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just open an incognito tab and go nuts...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most do, really. It's generally optional coverage. If the seller gave the warranty it's probably the most basic. Get a local service company

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That'll cover plumbing and probably septic tanks. Also usually covers appliances. Doesn't cover damaged furniture, that's insurance.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0