gwomp

1863 pts ยท December 17, 2011


Dingus Emeritus, Jokesville University, Upper Pennsyltucky

Yea and verily, the confection commonly referred to as halva doth slap. In this we are of one mind, Comrade :)

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Halva is the everlovin shit, bruh

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey congrats on finishing chemo! Here's hoping 2025 is cancer free and happy!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a darn good Bo-Katan!

1 year ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

By overwork, probably

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another victim of the imgur hug of death

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's no flag, that's a review!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And just like that ancient pipe from my college days, I'd still hit that

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alright, I'll bite. What kind of accident happens in fucking golf?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the dumbest shit, but I can confirm that it's functional dumb shit - the best kind!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Too much model, not enough rolling around in the dirt solving puzzles. Don't get me wrong, very pretty, but like, these shots are focusing on the pretty, and that's not the point of Lara Croft.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As is most everyone on this site, if we're honest.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll wanna look up the robber barons of the industrial revolution for one. Then do us all a favor and read up on Appalachian coal miners. The first rednecks, and absolute allies.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

American healthcare is corporate-powered eugenics.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOL I love the term "powerfatty" and I'm totally using it!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but the years of ridicule and shame make it impossible to wrap your brain around that truth.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Right? Like dude - a roof and food are the bare minimum for parenting, yo. You want a medal for barely doing your job?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Leave if you can. Kids are smarter than adults give them credit for - if they don't already know, they will.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Holy fuck, dude! Way to go!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you've got an ass, I'll kick it!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I'm super glad that worked exactly as planned. Fail videos just seem so mean-spirited anymore. It's nice to see good things happen!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta be! His style is unmistakable.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel like he's got a quest line that starts out as a B&E cook the books kind of job, then rapidly spirals out of control until you're flying an Apache attack helicopter down main street during a lunar new year parade while the FBI pursues you from all angles... all over an unsubmitted expense report.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN!?

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Me: "Ew, gross!" Also Me: "Is there sound?"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Listen, if these kids can get perfectly good jobs down at the slaughterhouse, then what do they even need schooling for? /s

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suspect your discomfort might have something to do with the cage, sir.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo if he does get re-elected, the world has our permission to do something about it.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0