I was at a lovely wedding DJ'ing a ceremony when all of a sudden
I answered a call on my watch today in front of my neighbor
Syphilis Tsunami fuck yes !
Like
Found this in an old phone backup. I didn't even feel bad
A team of 50 engineers spent three months building what looks like a car-sized Erector Set, fitted with eight spinning blades (each six feet from tip to tip), and weighing in at an auspicious 747 pounds.
Expectation vs Reality
Hi my name is Rob
Mood
Baptism ceremony
Meh
It's not real... calm down peta
United States Presidents
Ice truck :/
For all you cat ladies
Mood:
Happy July 29
One serving?
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PLEASE do not drive with a disco ball in the front seat when the sun is up.
Holy shit avocado toast is a real thing ?
America, is this you?
Someone make this for me
:/.
This sucks
This oranfe balloon has a 59% disapproval rate
Found this oldie
Like a glove
Nailed it
Just noticed Bowie was Tesla
Hnnnggg
... I'm just going to eat the crumbs
oops
I have one friend named Todd... he's kind of a dick
Nut on her face
Wearing this to a family reunion this weekend.
Too soon?
Wow...
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Texas bluebonnets
My favorite show
Kudos to whoever coordinated this scene from the new MST3K
Way to go Google
This new dance move is sweet
I can appreciate the bottom right rule because sometimes public bathroom floors are gross and no one should ever be on their knees. ????
(`_´)ゞ
I love elephants
:D
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Same
Does anyone remember when Pepsi caught Michael Jacksons' hair on fire?
How I feel at my church youth group
I just learned about Paramotoring
Make one or buy one but just try one
Why do some paintings sell for millions?