grremlin

8939 pts · November 28, 2016


At least! Sometimes even 21!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not the ones we had in Israel. You could smell someone chewing on that gum a hundred feet away and the flavor lasted at least twice as long.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bought some recently from Amazon. The new recipe is bad: all the flavor is gone after maybe 10 seconds.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goddamn it. I spent a good minute looking for Bernie on that photo...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Arizona it is then, thank you. As I grow older I hate snow and humidity more and more.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been thinking about moving there from Maryland. Worth it?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m not your amigo mío, comrade!

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah, a Lemon Party

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"This galaxy isn't big enough for the two of us"?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL at the last two ones in Russian: "Star Wars. A space western." and "Star Wars. A galactic western"

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I thought it was through the ribcage

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the one that got me to realize what's wrong!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Took me about 10 seconds to realize why those photos irked me. No one is wearing a mask! Geesh! Took less than a year to engrain that...

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

He's already been let go. Without a need for posting bail.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is she doing to do? Kick me out of my own castle, which my father built with his own two slaves?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also available on Amazon Prime Video for free

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a FartGate

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ndanda?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dey cawed me a tewowist, waaaaaaaaaaa

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doot

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same, dude, same

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or on random Amazon products reviews

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You don't know me, but I am very proud of you. I can't even fathom the willpower required to accomplish what you did! Kudos!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bondo on Mando!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it just gets the remaining fat hot, which in turn crisps the bacon. Or something like that. Not an engineer; I just love bacon.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

zig zag pattern. 45 seconds in the microwave to get nice chewy one or 1.5 minutes for crispy. And I strain and save all the fat for frying.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I solved this problem for myself by buying 3lbs at a time and baking it all in the oven, then freezing it wrapped in food plastic, 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0