groundcontrolto

6205 pts · April 11, 2015


Embedded software engineer, maker, boardgamer and STEM ambassador.

#3 Fuckas Fucker

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We share a birthday! I'm one year behind you.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lead Software Engineer (in aerospace) here. Our target is usually some embedded OS (VxWorks/Linux) but we primarily develop on Windows and cross-compile. We're a large org and don't manage our own IT. Developers at least get beefy Windows laptops.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

UK, just outside London and I pay less than £40 a month. My work contributes £10 of that a month as well.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Whenever I see folks do that at my gym I wonder if they know that part of the machine is normally oiled/lubed.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone at my gym once told me I had "dynamite calves." I will take that compliment to my grave.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My gym is part of a bigger venue with a coffee shop and bar. Gym members get one free coffee a day. I don't think I'll ever leave.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My company has had uni-sex bathrooms for years now. Barely batted an eye at the (free) tampon machine when I was in there. I did notice when the machine was removed however. Seems like the machines are only present in the women's bathrooms now...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I managed to find a shirt in a local thrift store with the same pattern as one of Wash's. I ought to wear it some more.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 What's with all the tea-cups?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Same. But does help I've been on a Bierbike tour around there :)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got asked in an interview for my job history and I'm sitting there thinking, "did you not read my CV?" So I just read the dates off my copy.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

My parents moved house a year ago, it was a major effort and they've still ended up with a lot of junk in their new place. I make an effort to gift them consumables, food, candles, etc. so that I'm not adding to the junk.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you mean Angela Lansbury, she died last year.

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I don't hear "sentry", at worst I hear "cen-tch-ry".

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bork Speed Engaged

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck the Tories

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Beard: Check. Six Pack: Check. Good Looks: Eh... Can Solve Complex Differential Calculus and Integrations: Check. 3 out of 4 aint bad.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here's my old pal:

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Finally tested positive on the 20th. Off work last week watching TV/sleeping. Tested negative on Sunday but still feeling rough.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

bedroom wardrobe. Broke its leg in the fall from the counter, died of some sort of leg tumour a few months later. 2/2

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Had a hamster that was kept on the kitchen counter. It got out, wandered across the house which had a dog and climbed to the top of a 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#1 The text says "she's deaf" but the voice says "good boy". I call shenanigans.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Did this in my early thirties, grabbed something off a shelf in a supermarket and put it my dad's cart. Wasn't my dad, just another old guy.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I read it as, she was awful so not taking his meds was his escape.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Blowing a Gameboy cartridge, 1991 (colourised)"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0