Malkovich Malkovich

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4

2435

Being a first time hunter..I’d say this T-Rex did pretty well outta the gate

21

7

1777

I may need the instructional video

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9

4114

Ted is sleepy.

20

2

1015

It’s not weed.

6

11

801

Nope.

49

19

2197

Getting better during the lockdown..and fatter

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12

3398

I had a disaster! I need help

3

12

306

Any dentists out there? I need some advice

16

16

846

Their progressive frustration and anger makes me laugh

25

16

1921

Customer is always right..

44

16

3147

It’s Wednesday

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Politicians who sold off their stock

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12

2750

Traffic jam

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14

2592

Umm...am I the only one?

8

10

1052

“I stopped short”

25

3

1194

Apparently Bees are from the Midwest...

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126155

I ate Five.

11

19

2977

Me during quarantine

8

2

1399

Is that what you want?

1467

75

100649

I hit the pin..

10

3

727

A kindred spirit

2220

53

96434

I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but..

9

5

825

Not sorry.

1

19

261

Do it.

76

1

1868

Imagine the fart saturation.

6

6

592

Now boarding..

19

0

1659

Hi.

23

2

879

Someone has a green thumb round these parts!

28

4

2093

When you see your phone light up and you think somebody likes you..

7

1

577

My favorite movie..

31

9

1573

Bim bak 1-0-3

38

14

1951

The cutest thing I’ve seen..possibly ever.

2720

41

104176

Ferris Bueller’s Day off is more about these two then it is about Ferris, I never realized as a kid...

23

19

1169

Me only getting 2 minutes into “don’t f$&@ with cats”

18

14

1115

Missed my cakeday it was Friday..here is the first thing I posted that got to the front page..

32

0

1547

Best show on TV..

0

1

425

Bad acting, bad casting, bad directing..

4

12

663

My 12 year old nephew drew this..

19

2

1247

Oh Gus..hello, again.

30

2

1276

You can take the dog out of the water...

26

5

1187

It’s cockperson now..

3

4

404

My alarm schedule is brutal

-3

9

184

Dog attack caught on camera..

99

12

4736

My golf game vs my self esteem

15

6

1409

This is Bean, my sister rescued her.

1453

33

86280

Someone remembers we grilled food yesterday..

35

2

1678

Yes!!!

1810

61

97538

Eastern market in Detroit at 5:50 am

11

2

833

This describes the ‘wish app’ to me

1933

80

110784

The world got a little less brave and adorable today...RIP Zuzu.

53

5

1987

Hits home.

30

6

1544

So fresh and so clean

1652

126

96560

Have a nice day !

3206

52

126261

Are you surprised at my tears?

17

11

938

Me jumping into bed for a day nap

102

16

3978

How have I gone my whole life with out knowing this? I’m quietly checking every flower from now on

3687

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