16768 pts · January 4, 2013
om nom *snakey things with hooks for eyes*
And to extend that even further, if even one person exists who can own a $430 million yacht fleet, why are there still blind people in the world for whom these organizations need to beg for donations? For $30 million, 600,000 people could have their eyesight restored and put them on a path out of poverty.
The idea is that if you can cure a person of blindness for $50, how many blind people need to exist in the world when one person can afford a $430 million yacht fleet?
<“And if you go to church once a week that's like 4500 years of going to church”>”If you’re an altar girl/boy, that’s like 11 years of eating a chip bag’s worth from the stash in the sacristy. Probably you can’t even be an altar child that long. You’d have to sneak them in during weddings and funerals, too.”
My mum was teaching first holy communion class, and a kid asked her"How many communions do you have to do before you've eaten a whole Jesus?"24/3/18, 8:48 am10K Retweets 35.1K Likes>“If the weight of a communion wafer is .25 g and the average weight of a 33 year-old Middle Eastern man is 60 kg, then you have to eat 240,000 communion wafers to eat one whole Jesus.”
#36 I once calculated how many Communion wafers one would have to eat before they could say they had eaten the entire body of Christ.
My favorite part is the tendency to think in the abstract but also not being able to not think in concrete terms. In other words, my concrete is melting, tell Salvador to get over here and get his creepy elephant.
https://www.tumblr.com/frogonapumpkin/175347506686/very-round-and-good-his-face-shows-an-emotion
#7: Moisturize me
Oklahoma and Florida at least both require party affiliation to vote in their respective primary elections. There are other states, but I’ve only lived in those two.
Yeah, the younger generation of noses just doesn’t have grit.
It’s a running joke on the internet. Everyone knows it’s not for the friend. I hope you have a good day. ☺️
Just like WWII. Hitler killed people next door. “Oh, stupid man. We can’t have that, now can we?” -Suzy Izzard
Is this like Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo?
Say “mil-“ then hiss like a cat
lengths these people will go to to “own the libs.” Dying of Whiteness is a great book.
enough that he may not have died, just because he didn’t want black and brown people to benefit from healthcare reform. It’s unreal the >
Literally, even. A guy dying of cancer in Tennessee didn’t want expanded Medicaid or ACA even though he would have benefitted greatly >
Awesome explanation, my dude. Thanks!
I firmly support this. The Right would say Abortion isn’t a Constitutionally protected right and that’s the end of the convo for them. ?
Uhhh... how about the appendix? It's an organ and it does nothing for anyone except kill them or put them in debt.
Delusions of grandeur is a symptom of several mental illnesses, though
So?
the 1st Battalion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne wing... Parachuting in with FANTASTIC makeup! And a fantastic gun! 2/2
Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than 1/2
So I left the job b/c of the job, but the job was awful because the bosses’ bosses were awful. 2/2
I’ve quit jobs because of the job. My direct bosses were awesome, but corporate leadership was awful and that’s why the job was awful 1/2
I have to cross RR tracks to get to work and unless the lights and arms are faster in Russia, the whole video is sped up.
They’ve gone to plaid
And to extend that even further, if even one person exists who can own a $430 million yacht fleet, why are there still blind people in the world for whom these organizations need to beg for donations? For $30 million, 600,000 people could have their eyesight restored and put them on a path out of poverty.
The idea is that if you can cure a person of blindness for $50, how many blind people need to exist in the world when one person can afford a $430 million yacht fleet?
<“And if you go to church once a week that's like 4500 years of going to church”
>”If you’re an altar girl/boy, that’s like 11 years of eating a chip bag’s worth from the stash in the sacristy. Probably you can’t even be an altar child that long. You’d have to sneak them in during weddings and funerals, too.”
My mum was teaching first holy communion class, and a kid asked her
"How many communions do you have to do before you've eaten a whole Jesus?"
24/3/18, 8:48 am
10K Retweets 35.1K Likes
>“If the weight of a communion wafer is .25 g and the average weight of a 33 year-old Middle Eastern man is 60 kg, then you have to eat 240,000 communion wafers to eat one whole Jesus.”
#36 I once calculated how many Communion wafers one would have to eat before they could say they had eaten the entire body of Christ.
My favorite part is the tendency to think in the abstract but also not being able to not think in concrete terms. In other words, my concrete is melting, tell Salvador to get over here and get his creepy elephant.
https://www.tumblr.com/frogonapumpkin/175347506686/very-round-and-good-his-face-shows-an-emotion
https://www.tumblr.com/frogonapumpkin/175347506686/very-round-and-good-his-face-shows-an-emotion
#7: Moisturize me
Oklahoma and Florida at least both require party affiliation to vote in their respective primary elections. There are other states, but I’ve only lived in those two.
Yeah, the younger generation of noses just doesn’t have grit.
It’s a running joke on the internet. Everyone knows it’s not for the friend. I hope you have a good day. ☺️
Just like WWII. Hitler killed people next door. “Oh, stupid man. We can’t have that, now can we?” -Suzy Izzard
Is this like Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo?
Say “mil-“ then hiss like a cat
lengths these people will go to to “own the libs.” Dying of Whiteness is a great book.
enough that he may not have died, just because he didn’t want black and brown people to benefit from healthcare reform. It’s unreal the >
Literally, even. A guy dying of cancer in Tennessee didn’t want expanded Medicaid or ACA even though he would have benefitted greatly >
Awesome explanation, my dude. Thanks!
I firmly support this. The Right would say Abortion isn’t a Constitutionally protected right and that’s the end of the convo for them. ?
Uhhh... how about the appendix? It's an organ and it does nothing for anyone except kill them or put them in debt.
Delusions of grandeur is a symptom of several mental illnesses, though
So?
the 1st Battalion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne wing... Parachuting in with FANTASTIC makeup! And a fantastic gun! 2/2
Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than 1/2
So I left the job b/c of the job, but the job was awful because the bosses’ bosses were awful. 2/2
I’ve quit jobs because of the job. My direct bosses were awesome, but corporate leadership was awful and that’s why the job was awful 1/2
I have to cross RR tracks to get to work and unless the lights and arms are faster in Russia, the whole video is sped up.
They’ve gone to plaid