gobblinal

10265 pts ยท January 30, 2019


It's now #3.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno. I see two water bottles and neither are in reach of the chair (counter and TV).

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I recall (and I should just go listen to it again) the Devil's fiddle playing was on an electric guitar and Johnny used an actual violin?

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would say 30-ish, heavy on the -ish. My interpretation is that she has a much older girlfriend/wife.

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair, the tools they used WERE "modern", they just weren't OUR "modern",

21 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They are scared shitless because of a few VILLAGES? Not even a town or a city. Just a little VILLAGE.

21 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And not for long in my experience.

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Trucks don't operate under water.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hah! My French is pretty much non-existant so I didn't know. I was trying to make my own joke. Glad we are on the same wavelength though.

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Beak de corvid I should think.

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Got a source on that?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not just insider knowledge, but the power to manipulate the entire market by just spewing whatever random shit they want.

Might also want to do something about their family (immediate AND extended) and "friends" getting rich off of insider knowledge.

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Don't forget all the times that Republican Senators and Representatives voted against actual helpful bills sending money to red states, and when the money showed up, claimed "I DID THAT!". Assholes, the lot of them. If you vote against your state getting money, then you don't get that money.

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Would it KILL them to hire a bunch of fresh-outta-school business people whose sole job is to ADVERTISE the Dems and their accomplishments? Like actually get the messages out there? And not just a 15s spot on some random news channel at 4:00a, but across ALL the media (social and otherwise) sites?

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We ALSO have living animals with bones and muscle and skin that we can use to extrapolate from. Yeah, we don't have anything the size of dinos, but scientists and especially science artists are SMART and able to do a lot of calculations to get "approximately" the right look.

My favourite theory (that I 100% know is completely wrong) is that T-rex crowed and clucked like a chicken.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uranus vs. Earth
Diameter: Approximately 4 times wider than Earth.
Volume: Approximately 63 times larger, allowing about 63 Earths to fit inside.
Mass: About 14.5 times more massive than Earth.
Surface Area: Roughly 16 times more surface area than Earth.
Scale: If Earth were the size of a nickel, Uranus would be roughly the size of a softball.
While it is the third-largest planet in the solar system, it is much smaller than Jupiter or Saturn.

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Fuck that! Let 'em crash and leave 'em to rot.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

America.

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Saw that once when playing baseball as a kid. Batter hit the pitcher square in the forehead. Pitcher dropped like a rock.

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Why so many robots all of a sudden?

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just saw that! Feels like we've all been waiting FOREVER for this to happen!

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The hilarious part is that 47 pretty much shut down international tourism and now they are well on their way to shutting down domestic tourism. If no one can or wants to fly, what's the point of having airlines?

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I really hope I live long enough to see what the history books actually do say in 10+ years from now.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm thinking funnel cakes?

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the EXACT reaction I was looking for!

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's enough moving parts in a printer that a glue gun would do enough of a job on that it would stop the printer from getting too uppity.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup. If the government won't do their job, then it's up to the people to DO their job, not just complain about it.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As long as things are always changing to make things better for everyone, and KEEP them that way, I'll be happy.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And ranked choice voting so that vote splitting doesn't happen and you end up with a 34% "majority" conservative government in charger.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's how they do it. Pay it all off, it doesn't go to trial, therefore no crime committed. And then of course they don't actually pay it off.

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