gnomeling

2199 pts ยท September 1, 2014


I am sometimes human and I sometimes do things

Where do I get 10?

4 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My normal brain is like: Aw cute puppy. My conspiracy brain is like: How is this just a way to soften the image of LotR bad guys for Palantir? I mostly believe in the puppy being cute

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

As a human being I am proud of you and hope you continue to succeed in this. As a Ravens fan I'm shaking my head

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We don't wait long to just repost stuff, huh?

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Your entire party enabled this and is now surprised bad shit is happening. At least he can go to hell thinking he was innocent

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The people bitching about participation trophies are real quiet about the president being bribed by participation trophies

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone that works around cars all day this feels pretty accurate

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think theres a Nathan For You episode about this except with chili

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will believe it when it happens. I want it to happen but we live in a bad timeline

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Isn't this what the NRA said they were there to fight against?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aren't they literally doing their jobs by doing this, actually? The people who voted for them are going to have no representation if they didn't do this

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These things rule

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Trump pardons her, doesn't that mean she could testify and not plead the Fifth? Which would be worse for him?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just kinda fun to watch them turn on one another. Even if it's just for a moment

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My boss man, a shitty comment about a trans person, quit that "If they followed my granddaughters into the bathroom, I'd kill them myself!" After voting for a man that's said "grab em by the pussy". Yup. You really care, buddy

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't think tweeting it makes it law

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And immigrants aren't people, too? With families?

9 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

I never got the appeal. He seems like a big man baby that fosters toxic communities wherever he goes

9 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I had a girl I knew back in high school that said she didn't like Wall-e because the ending part with the fat people ship made her uncomfortable. It felt "too possible." Welcome to the point!

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I work at a car auction, and we had a car that was decked out to look like Imperial Stormtroopers drove it. And I had wondered who'd pay so much to be the bad guys from something. I guess I'm learning who

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Is her shoulder supposed to be talking?

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My dad told me about this so many times

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will be once they get out of their own way lol

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't know if I should feel relieved or insulted that the Ravens aren't there lol

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it's leaking, this must be its application to work at the DoD

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got my dad to start reading the Night Watch series recently, and he's enjoying it.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

YouTube is the same way. Love the money double standard

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Right wing radio near me was trying to ignore it it happened for a while. Instead they focused on someone saying "Fuck Elon Musk" instead of... one of the biggest security breaches in our nation's history.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My roommate was sent an email from AMC for a free small popcorn on his birthday. We go there to see whatever. They tell him there's a $1 service fee. He started yelling "Free for a dollar?!"

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0