Archaeologist, Art. FAQ: 1. So you dig up dinosaurs? No. There is 62 millions years of dirt between what I dig up and the last dinosaur. Would I complain if I found a dinosaur? No. But it isn't my area. I dig up human artifacts. 2. Haha like Indiana Jo-- No. He's a bad archaeologist. But he is the best action hero of all time. 3. What's the coolest thing you ever found? Nothing. Every time I dig a hole and I find nothing, it's the best hole I've ever dug. No artifact means less paperwork. 4. Have you ever been to Egypt or El Dorado? No. I excavate American Indian and historic sites on the East Coast. 5. Did aliens build the pyramids? The design of pyramids is just a good way of putting rocks on top of one another without having them fall down. And actually (history lesson approaching), in addition to the pharaohs being pretty gaudy when it came to graves, the pharaohs used slave labor to build them during the off season for harvesting crops. You don't want a bunch of oppressed people sitting around with nothing to do...in the heat. Things could get "revolutionary." If I'm not mistaken free people or citizens were allowed to help and, as some form of payment, received beer and bread. 6. Ever find a dead body? No, but I suspect it's in my future. I'm out in the middle of nowhere all the time. I'm bound to come across someone's body dump. However, I have excavated dozens of graves, with permission. 7. What should I say to an archaeologist if I see one in the wild? "Can I buy you a drink?" **If you don't see your question here, AMA!** ***Screenshot this and get it to the FP, and I'll send you a sweet projectile point.***
Who cares?
I heard he doesn't even like that Mulan nugget sauce. So he's basically Satan.
I'm 90% sure that's a Honda Civic.
*shakes magic eight ball* Try Again.
How do you mean? Sorry. I'm not apt at picking out metaphors in paintings, but you may be on to something.
Could it be a metaphor? Is that something this painter did?
It's can't be. Those are candles. This predates electricity.
Same. It's time travel as far as I know.
Genius, +1 for you.
So what's the light coming from the treasure chest?
Is that actually what this is depicting?
@Azimiq
Aw yeah. Such a quality show.
Has anyone seen Mr. Stain on Junk Alley? There's this scene and well...it's literally this.
I'm gonna...order a pizza now.
Worth sucking off a dog?
Is that Beboppin Campusback?
What brand of dog is this?
They're already at -25!!
Fuck you? No no no no no. Fuck ME.
If it turned out Coke was made with piss this whole time, I'd still choose it over Pepsi.
Yeah teach me how to use a VPN.
The future is nigh.
"But they were mean first!!" What are ya fucken five?
SEE?!
Anyone who would make a DIY encrypted server video in direct response to this would be a hero in my book. And my book is a history book so..
Targeted advertising for one. While it's easy to block now, I can't imagine it staying hay way forever.
I'm LIVID over this.
How do I do this?
While I agree with you, for the next _ years, we have to fight them every step of the way. And right now I AM LIVID about this.