gewalt

283217 pts ยท March 18, 2013


if you screenshot this profile, and it makes it to front page, you can honestly say usersub is completely useless at screening content.

the golden 3:8 ratio

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im curious, but what about his actions led you to the understanding that he is dancing? I'm not saying hes not, idk what dancing is.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I mean, this is great, but I feel like they should be reversed. link has to be told by fairies to get off his ass and go save the world.

2 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

YTA if you pressure anyone to vote the way you want them to vote. NTA if you give them valid reasons to vote in such a way that achieves their ideal scenario.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

the number of times I have answered a question with 'dont ask questions you dont want the answers to' and walked away is too damn high.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*raises hand*

2 years ago | Likes 183 Dislikes 0

theres a secondary goal of not being labeled a monkey murderer at play here.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wrong, monkeys dont give a shit if you are a willing participant in the battle.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ah, hybrid, that makes sense!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the monkey will not be injured, they are used to falling out of trees. just yeet the fucker as far from you as you can.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

the way to win in a fight with a monkey is to grab it and throw it, youre going for distance, dont throw it at a wall or tree.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

all corvids are in this category, not just crows.

2 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 0

thats gotta be a honda. but not a civic... and not an accord?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

why the F does he need a spotter in a squat rack? THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE SQUAT RACK. sorry, I'll go back to yelling at clouds now.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

american wirehair?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh, I solved that problem. I got rid of all my friends 20 years before buying a motorcycle.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

what part of photoshopping a celebrities face onto someone elses naked body triggers a law for you?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I know republicans are in a panic, cause they rely on old people who have an extremely high turn out rate. but swift stopped pushing the issue and time passed. so I think the question is still valid. WILL THEY?

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

ya, I have a question: WILL THEY VOTE?

2 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

MC Syndrome

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

read that as south carolina and got really really confused for a solid minute there.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

if hes willing, im game

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

better to capture that on your dashcam than on my helmet cam

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh, bad bot.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 11

oh no, I took the candle. I took sooooooooooo many..

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

its a novelty item, you use it til its not cool anymore then litter the sidewalk with it

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

im still waiting

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when I'm not longer healthy, I want me to die as quickly as possible too.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1