getmo

179115 pts ยท April 19, 2015


Getmo as in gitmo, i.e. Guantanamo Bay. Autobiography.

I can tell they're juveniles, but still they big'uns!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gives me serious Def Leppard vibes! (Drummer had his left arm amputated)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only took the 10 hour course, but that might even be an OSHA violation. There's only so much climb height you can reasonably expect a person to do before getting seriously tired, risking a fall. Might not even be able to properly do their job at the top if too tired from such a climb. Imagine heavy toolbags too.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Spoiled puss

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I mean just look at horses: hundreds, if not thousands of years of domestication, and they still get startled by their own farts.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This still infuriates me even when I know it's intentional. Expert level trolling 5/7

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh, so if one brake light bulb goes out, they actually both go out? How high quality

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haha yep! Same as their eyes take a little while to develop into full "cat eyes", they start off unable to retract their claws! It's kinda cute and sad when they try to step across a blanket, and get caught up every step of the way :)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does it still count as beer, or is it a wine by then?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even kitten nails are tiny and sharp! Cute the first few times, but... No no no, let's not make this a regular thing

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Def what I'm worried about. I guess, a dog will be pretty mobile and jump up & run away at the first sign of something it doesn't like.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Oof. Yeah, scorpions are nasty fuckers. My dad got house near a canal. No matter how much poison they sprayed, there was always bugs due to water in canal = food for scorpions!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:) hitting the middle of summer now too so I'm sure you'll love it. Black widows like the same climates we do. (Indoors, shady areas)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How would early human tribes get anywhere close to a wolves' den? And why would they want to?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What you interpret as "friendship" is most likely the reptile perceiving you as "friendly". But the concept is still alien to them.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The problem with reptiles is most aren't pack animals. They don't even have the DNA to understand "friendship".

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Domestication. Which is a breeding process, selected for those most tame with humans, & human society. Takes a few generations at least.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right? Most likely hung around human camps, picking up the scraps. Eventually, both got more accustomed to each other, before hunting togeth

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right? Wolves kinda domesticated themselves too. Human tribes were very successful on hunting expeditions. Wolves noticed, and followed.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Damn, that's a very young juvenile. Still dangerously curious. How are they so cute, while still able to eviscerate you completely?

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Maybe not even parking lots, those have speed bumps - the low rider's mortal enemy.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Looks awesome, but they lowered it? Hopefully they put airbags, it don't look like this camper is going on any adventures outside parkinglot

4 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 3

I'm no workout expert, but this looks a little dangerous.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a github commits wall

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's actually a lot of both. To anyone who hasn't actually watched the Snowden movie yet: it's entertaining, and accurate.

4 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 10

Is it really up to you? Shouldn't you call somebody - like a tv show - to come handle this? =)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter. He was reaching to touch her

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Lol, this cat looks well fed. Maybe he keeps the rodents away. Or maybe he's got a similar scam going with other butcher shops.

4 years ago | Likes 291 Dislikes 0

Wait, so my guy found his parent, eventually? Or his parent found him?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0