Tried to make friends at work but he just looked at me dubiously
My brother, who is going to be moving to California soon, got me this for Christmas! I'm trying to beat it before he leaves, which might be a tad hard to do
What's playing in theatres tomorrow?
What do you think?
When her relationship status changes to single
Feeling pretty proud at the moment!
Why would you get my hopes up like this, Google?
Clever title
Eye of Ra and Eye of Horus
Along with with cool furniture, Ikea sells derpy stuffed animals
MRW I've have had my Deadpool opening night tickets for weeks and it's tomorrow night
When a prostitute is trying to professionally describe what she's cleaning off of her clothes
Only mildly interesting, but I thought the sky looks pretty cool right now
Look at these two
This goofball likes to sleep on my head
Snapchat gold
Google maps find while house hunting, for some reason I'm not interested in the area anymore
Everytime I eat I get this little face waiting for a handout
If you haven't seen Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp you need to, this part made me lose it
The license plate I'm assuming only a legend could have
I assumed this article would go the direction it did
This is her "staring at you while you're pooping" face
You're a master of karate and friendship, for every ROM
MFW I remembered the scuttlebug but not my .5 A press
I love these two
She thinks she's a model
I think our other new kitty is living her new home
Land on your bottom!
My brother hand wrote all of our wedding invitation envelopes, he's really talented
She fell asleep cleaning herself
Land on your bottom!
How to play the race and victim card in one tweet 101
I can't tell if serious or not....
I hear Imgurians like to be titillated. Today I opened a box of spaghetti and found some double noodles.
Sometimes the strangers I meet at work aren't so bad
The new signs at my gym are just a tad bit passive aggressive
MRW I realize my shirt is on backwards so I take it off and put it back on, only to put it on backwards again
Holy crap, yes!
My little one likes to sleep on my shoulder while I play video games
I wish I could be this comfortable
She has no personal space awareness
The first little one I've ever owned, it's only day two and she's sleeping on me already!
The way this snapple cap is printed made me think I was losing my eyesight
If you haven't seen this yet, do it. The guy says exactly what we're all thinking, link in the description.
I snapped this when I noticed the storm behind me at work yesterday
In case this hasn't been posted yet
I have a feeling baths are not her favorite
Two and men a vacuum
Probably my favorite headline from the local news in awhile
My little brother made this for me for Christmas! It's actually fabric paint not a print
Whenever they hear me get my boots out for work or when I get home they sprint to get ahold of the strings
MFW I made a dad joke and don't want kids, is this a sign?!
This is what I call a good Saturday
These instructions winked at me
Everybody on my Facebook feed
Your use of memes is bad and you should feel bad
Clearly one of our kitties knows how to relax better than the other