genericusername69

12113 pts ยท May 14, 2013


if you comment on my post I'll upvote you no matter what. Also I am aware of my status as a faggot

Tried to make friends at work but he just looked at me dubiously

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My brother, who is going to be moving to California soon, got me this for Christmas! I'm trying to beat it before he leaves, which might be a tad hard to do

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What's playing in theatres tomorrow?

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What do you think?

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When her relationship status changes to single

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Feeling pretty proud at the moment!

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Why would you get my hopes up like this, Google?

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Clever title

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Eye of Ra and Eye of Horus

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Along with with cool furniture, Ikea sells derpy stuffed animals

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MRW I've have had my Deadpool opening night tickets for weeks and it's tomorrow night

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When a prostitute is trying to professionally describe what she's cleaning off of her clothes

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Only mildly interesting, but I thought the sky looks pretty cool right now

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Look at these two

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This goofball likes to sleep on my head

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Snapchat gold

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Google maps find while house hunting, for some reason I'm not interested in the area anymore

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Everytime I eat I get this little face waiting for a handout

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If you haven't seen Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp you need to, this part made me lose it

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The license plate I'm assuming only a legend could have

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I assumed this article would go the direction it did

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This is her "staring at you while you're pooping" face

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You're a master of karate and friendship, for every ROM

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MFW I remembered the scuttlebug but not my .5 A press

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I love these two

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She thinks she's a model

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I think our other new kitty is living her new home

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Land on your bottom!

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My brother hand wrote all of our wedding invitation envelopes, he's really talented

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She fell asleep cleaning herself

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Land on your bottom!

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How to play the race and victim card in one tweet 101

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I can't tell if serious or not....

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I hear Imgurians like to be titillated. Today I opened a box of spaghetti and found some double noodles.

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Sometimes the strangers I meet at work aren't so bad

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The new signs at my gym are just a tad bit passive aggressive

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MRW I realize my shirt is on backwards so I take it off and put it back on, only to put it on backwards again

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Holy crap, yes!

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My little one likes to sleep on my shoulder while I play video games

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I wish I could be this comfortable

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She has no personal space awareness

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The first little one I've ever owned, it's only day two and she's sleeping on me already!

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The way this snapple cap is printed made me think I was losing my eyesight

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If you haven't seen this yet, do it. The guy says exactly what we're all thinking, link in the description.

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I snapped this when I noticed the storm behind me at work yesterday

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In case this hasn't been posted yet

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I have a feeling baths are not her favorite

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Two and men a vacuum

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Probably my favorite headline from the local news in awhile

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My little brother made this for me for Christmas! It's actually fabric paint not a print

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Whenever they hear me get my boots out for work or when I get home they sprint to get ahold of the strings

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MFW I made a dad joke and don't want kids, is this a sign?!

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This is what I call a good Saturday

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These instructions winked at me

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Everybody on my Facebook feed

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Your use of memes is bad and you should feel bad

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Clearly one of our kitties knows how to relax better than the other

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