geeeef

10570 pts ยท January 20, 2012


Hello everyone. I'm a 26 year old dude from southern Maine, USA. I'm a mechanical engineer by day, and musician by night (or anytime I'm not busy). My favorite band is Radiohead, but I enjoy trashy pop music a little more than I'd care to admit. Favorite video game is Super Smash Brothers Brawl (which I'm finally getting pretty good at). I love LOTR and Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Oh yeah, I like Jack Daniels. A lot. Well, that is what I like. Message me if you want to find out what I am like!

If they were really hardcore Imgurians they would have used Jose for scale

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I really enjoyed that article...thanks :)

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while jumping on a trampoline of course

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Seriously though...my name is Geoff and all my friends call me Geef. Well, Sweet Geef to be exact.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey whats up

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I blow it on the third date every time, like clockwork.

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There's also the very likely scenario where this is a made up story to keep football in the media for two weeks leading up to the Superbowl

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Guy in the background looks like Bane from the Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions

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you mean Clash of Clans is what you do while you shit

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I mean it's not like the refs handle the ball after EVERY play

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They are. I managed to get the best job ever out of school, then I got laid off. I've applied to hundreds of jobs, and gotten 1 interview

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I wish I had said fuck school and been a musician, because now I have 60k in debt and no job, even though I had a great major and did well

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I wish I had forgone engineering school (where I killed it), and worked whereever and played in bands. I'd be much better off in every way

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I'm gonna send one to my governor. Fucking idiot

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Don't people have better things to do with their time? Let's see, should I go to the beach today, or threaten to slit Lauren Faust's throat?

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It wouldn't be a mistake if you refer to Tolkien nerds in general as Stephen Colberts.

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Sometimes on Imgur I laugh out loud, uncontrollably, for at least 30 seconds solid. This is one of those times.

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Dude..it's July

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As a Crumple-Horned Snorkack, I am also offended

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Good thing it wasn't a spider web, or someone would have already burned the place down

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Haha. It's funny because I watched Titanic on Netflix tonight. By myself. I'm a 27 year old male.

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I know, right? He looks way too short to be a storm trooper

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I thought the first one was Ron Jeremy

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Not a huge Ness player, but if they don't have Snake I will cut someone

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well that makes a lot of sense

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I mean if you can't laugh at yourself, even for something very serious, you're gonna have a bad time

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The funny thing is, a lot of Bollywood songs are ripoffs of existing songs

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FUCK the Pluto

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I FORGOT THAT ONE AND ITS THE BEST LINE AND OMG DAT USERNAME

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because they know nothing

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