garyandpatrick

2961 pts · March 11, 2011


I <3 pussies.

They’re both males. The one on the left is desperate for attention and the one on the right is a bully.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man: I found a stray dog. Shelter: This is a bear. Bear: Did someone say treats?!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Whose crutch do I gotta sniff to get a beer in this place?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Gophers are friends not food.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

51:49

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This looks like something out of bikini bottom. #spongebob

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if it has pups at home.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mr. Burns’ gecko.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I remember why I don’t scroll “most viral.” The lack of understanding (& rabid conflation of) history v individual attitudes is tiring.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Why is everyone clapping?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put down the camera and help me Frank!

8 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 3

Gary is a little fatter and has perpetual eye boogers. Patrick also has a crooked tail (it happened before his adoption).

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gary on top. Patrick on the bottom. Yes I am definitely Spongebob. And my SO is Squidward.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know how to cat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The frame's focus is the kitten despite being in the back right; the baby's head out of frame furthers an alternative focal point.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha! No. He was orange.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ruff.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a cat (Vinny) that opened cabinets. The first time my grandma took care of him, she was convinced there was a ghost in the house.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Insert sexual assault joke here.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tank for scale.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MY NAMES NOT RICK!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Will do!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blowing through the jasmine in my mind.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

PS: Will take comment into consideration.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think I'm the sheep. Life goes like this: SO: Let me help you; all better now. ME: [CLUMSY FALL]. SO: Oh shit!! ME: I'm good.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This was my first thought too. But you nailed the delivery.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can anyone explain why the USA dropped so many bombs on South Asia during WWII?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0