fwomp

5844 pts · June 5, 2011


I write funny fantasy books about lawyers. Screenshot this and send it to me and I'll, uh, well, I'll... I'll do something. Something cool. Maybe. https://www.arturnerauthor.com/advocatus

Checkmate, other commenter!

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I suggest posting dumps of older material.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I suggest posting dumps of older material.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

horn bros for life

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surprised that there's no LOTR, but there are some stonking series here. Also recommend Temeraire, if you like dragons and Napoleon.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope it's okay if I mention my own book: Advocatus. It's a fantasy book about a Lawyer. Thank you, Imgur!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I saw it in person recently. Legit starting getting emotional. So much history from this stone.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As Quinn from Shut Up And Sit Down says: I highly recommend the first half of the first book.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So long, Hawaii!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoops, I forgot Firefly was about Joss Whedon’s suspicion of the European Union

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

...ing quotas?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well excuuuse me for living somewhere hospitable.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bap.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Valyria was the greatest bestest city ever." -Valyrians

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

56 billion a year.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm nice about it but haven't convinced anyone :(

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Clean yo damn toilet seat. There's hairs and ahit on that. Well, not shit literally. Not yet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never visit Cockermouth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...was that the alt text?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in the UK, I've literally just woken up. Woohoo! Bed time!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What is EU"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh you kids, this is the biggest joke dildo you've bought me so far! Haha!"

9 years ago | Likes 506 Dislikes 3

Represent! *sob*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I need an adult

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FORT THAY BROWKE AR BAKS

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So he says that, then as a play on it, puts his socks on in some mysterious way that causes disgust and also blood.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I think it comes from a saying, saying that everyone "puts their trousers on one leg a time", so they're not like high and mighty.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yes?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0