futuremonkey

11478 pts ยท January 19, 2011


Texas is the same. GOP has had all three branches of state gov for 30+ years, but every time anything remotely bad happens it's because "Democrats" or because "woke".

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Bold of you to assume there will be history books.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the 90s, I worked in a mom-n-pop computer shop owned by a Lebanese guy. We had a lan set up to demonstrate multiplayer games. The owner was not a gamer at all but he could somehow curb stomp absolutely everyone at Age of Empires. He was like Rain Main at it.

8 months ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 1

Heydrich met a horrible end, but not horrible enough. He should have been on the gallows.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The execution of Karl Hermann Frank is (or at least used to be) fully available on Youtube. It's an extremely strange Czech short-drop method, requiring the executioner to manually break the neck. Rough stuff, but fitting for a Nazi.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you were deliberately trying to destroy the US as a social, economic, and military world power, what would you do differently from the Trump administration?

9 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Insert "Everyone I Love Is Dead" by Type O Negative here

9 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

From One Moment to the Next

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#29

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#30 the reason I am a dick is because on more than one occasion I've driven 30 minutes across town to press the power button on a critical device that multiple people incorrectly assured me was powered on.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Red Fanta and Mr Pibb are sorely underrated.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a co-worker who chose to "resign" rather than be fired because she kept asking various guys she worked with for dick pics. She was super-hot, too but extremely insane.

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Pintos had a reputation for igniting when hit from behind.

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My dog did this, except it was quite unexpected and it was a Vaseline jar. He shat horrors for two days.

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I don't give a flying fuck if someone is trans or gay or straight or whatever. I think they should be left alone to live their lives as they see fit (so long as they are not actively harming others). How hard is it to just leave people alone??

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please don't get BBLs. They look terrible.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

9 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I tell people I was born during the Nixon administration and they're like, "Who's Nixon?"

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Insert "Be My Druidess" by Type O Negative here.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rednecks are the lowest form of life.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Minor pet peeve: There's no "The" in Talking Heads.

Also, no "The" in Dead Kennedys.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scissor me timbers.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good thing Trump kicked out all the competent, experienced leadership and replaced them with idiots and lunatics who are only good and tonguing his butthole. That way when we attack China (and/or Iran, and/or Canada, and or Mexico, and/or Greenland, and/or Panama) we'll get our ass handed back to us one piece at a time.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I'm 51 years old, used to ride BMX bikes when I was a kid. I wiped out like in #1 probably once a month and somehow never got anything worse than some road rash. If that happened to me now I'd be in the hospital for a month.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Can't recommend anything Taurus except the TX-22.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the world of software, "alpha" means not fully developed, probably broken in several ways yet to be discovered, not expected to survive rigorous scrutiny, and absolutely not fit to be inflicted on the general public.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've alienated more than one of my fellow lefties by being a strong advocate for armed self-defense. But some of them are starting to come around.

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

It's a shame that the big fellas don't tend to live so long.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't buy one of those shit heaps if they were free.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0