futureman3000

108481 pts ยท April 1, 2014


Hello, stranger.

I asked for the news, not the weather.

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Asymptotally

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gandhi actually did say that, right before saying "bitch!" and moonwalking away. I was there, dude, it happened.

4 weeks ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

*hooniganism

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Manu-eels

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"What are you going to do, stab me?" -- Londoners every 52 seconds

2 months ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

There are always two Zuckerbergs...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bullet points, even

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Up and at them!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I choose to sometimes give it my some

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It means you'll get where you're going a lot faster or slower

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite part of the alphabet song is the lyrics

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I exist outside of time and I knew this

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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Stealing is awesome!

5 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

*haunting

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Damn octocorrect

5 months ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

#7 So octopuses on ecstasy are... cuttlefish?

5 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

*Muons

5 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Nice

5 months ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Assholes are always dropping that shit

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I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Error: Object reference not set to an instance of an object

6 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Well bless his heart, he does try

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You've just described like 95% of the population

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