futurecrime

4637 pts · March 11, 2017


Goats head is pretty fucking metal dude.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Nice to see my old stomping grounds on here. Will be returning in a couple of weeks for Xmas to see me mum.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree! We’ve upped his meals but he just keeps getting longer and doing bigger turds.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bless you and bless Minnie.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank u xxx

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What’s this from?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I relapsed after three years, now sober again for over a year and feel better and more committed than ever. It gets easier my friend.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, it's made a right pig's ear of the bottom edge.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Probably good not to have toenails growing on your face tbh. Did you a favour.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Setting up for one hell of trick shot there.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waiting for the comment about how it's not funny it's actually what dogs do when they're extremely distressed.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I know right. Why can’t we all just forget about it and let the super rich child rapists get back to business as usual.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

That is fucking dope.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's his handle.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I guess it turns out Uncle Phil and Will's momma were keeping a big secret.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Super duper

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually smiling and galloping are signs of stress. These horses are all terrified.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My fetish is playing videogames without being watched.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you, how did they miss this?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ seriously, the truth matters.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Prolly just wanted the sticker. Kids love stickers.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Damn they didn't Aspray the music that shit funky af.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm never going outside again

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also suspect this. Thankfully I like dancing, I just need to find a better dance partner.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the hug!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I get that one sometimes. It's a good one!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hard to compete for attention against televisions, laptops and mobile phones. But doggo has found a way.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Because they've been around since the late 1800's.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Adapt and survive motherfuckers

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3