funktastic

13112 pts ยท December 10, 2012


YAY you see my profile! i'm mike...um...i'm funktastic.

Supposedly modeled on Mick Jagger, in the original sketches for the character.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We prefer ElectroSexuals and you should really be conscientious about our lifestyle differences.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"public record" and "telling everyone" are different things...

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

obviously the trick is to cut the flaps off

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did take "The History of Conspiracy in America" with Professor Don Critchlow... Wouldn't realy want to learn much else from him.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean... as far as i know i didn't get it. But that whole "asymptomatic cases" thing...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

are.... horses... dog robots?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not true... it took many of their sponsors cutting them off because of that for them to say "maybe he shouldn't be our guy"

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

horseologist**

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nike still has a FUCKLOAD of women working in sweatshops so maybe don't praise their progressiveness yet.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Seems more like the other guy has a teaching problem

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

there are signs for both parties visible in the picture. directly next to each other, flanking a man in a green coat

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

his hands look like he's a 78 year old man on blood thinners who got a bruise.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

THAT is the change he brought. Any GOP prez would have made similar policy decisions (maybe not on covid), but being so open changed a lot.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THOSE WERE THEIR GUNS!!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

four. He should never have made it past the primaries. The moment he won the primaries, our political system changed forever.

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I want the John Malkovic version. And Ed Harris.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DO A BARREL ROLL!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Look, this is a poll of conjecture. President sending the military after US Citizens seemed pretty far fetched on April 2nd. No need to beef

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

UN Sanctions US for response to protests has my vote

5 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 3

tie a string on a stake at either end

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

if your heart swells with pride thinking of people who fought for the right to keep subjugating others, i argue that it's misplaced.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Confederates no longer exist. You're thinking of white supremacists.

5 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 11

as someone who lives in chicago and is three days into trying to do keto... i hate this post.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thanks, now i want spaetzle

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he and his daughter were great in Letter to the King

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

hope she feels better soon.

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

"Mother Nature does not love you." - Monona Rossol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Nature is beautiful, but it's under no obligation to be merciful." -Dessa's dad

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Expectation -
Leads to disappointment. If you don't expect something big huge and exciting...
Usually...
I dunno,
Just, uh yea...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0