funkmoth

131087 pts ยท July 14, 2013


male. married.

Where's our side by side?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone throw some EDM behind this

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of Billy Madison. Women over 80. Drunk chicks.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. To have that kind of disposable income...

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

From what I understand, the old corks are brittle and that makes them difficult to remove without getting a bit of cork in your expensive aged wine.

10 months ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

A very specific skill to balance a can of something with peanut on top with Tylenol on top with a highlighter on top.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Saltines. Butter the side that does NOT have salt. Salt side on tongue. Chew.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chugga is a quarter note, the choo is a half note

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the same person? As the spokesperson she gives off strong Karen vibes. Just unpleasant.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good night.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dirty Harry

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great song, haven't heard it in a while

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#13 this one failed spectacularly

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing wrong with a muddy banana

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I forget where I read it but goats will utilize fire to kill off parasites. If true, kinda smart/dumb.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Song is Laserbeam - Ray Volpe

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My good boy looks like your good boy

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If it tipped at that height they might not land in the pool

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a Psychostick song! They're goofy

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#46 a guy in my home town died doing this. Horrific scene.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Idk who they are.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You might've meant queue but that is for waiting in a line. Cue is as in timing.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19 what is this, a.i. generated? The right side billboard is weird.

1 year ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 0

"secure"

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have one that is like twice as big and my dog will oink the heck out of that thing. Better than a squeaker. He also honks his chicken.

1 year ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0