fumblebutt

104 pts ยท September 6, 2011


[DD-214 Despacito Eurobeat Trap Remix] Also go to Japan and never leave.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have about 3/4th the afro as the guy in the picture, and I came here to say this. Not much breakage unless you're not detangling earlier.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One small stroke for furries, one giant yiff for memekind.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not what you said last night when you were thrusting your bayonet deep into my fleshy elevator.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow I didn't know trash cans could play games.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nah, just a tit job. Her nudes got leaked and she boost shunted from the internet for a while.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but at the very least, you can go back with a partial scholarship. If you /did/ explain yourself, much easier. Just takes a polite letter.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to explain the reason you turned it down at the time, but if you didn't that's understandable. Part of youth is just not knowing (cont.)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Colleges quite often revisit their scholarship offers, especially under such circumstances. Best case scenario would have been (cont.)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIS DELETED! I must knooooow!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The new Dark Portal looks pretty sweet. What dangers await the Last Defenders of Azeroth this time?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chochukmo Wikiquote: https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ahmed_Haroun

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about P E P P E R M I N T P A T T Y ?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

[DD-214 intensifies]

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The uptastes must be had!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same goes for Blizzard cinematics. Cue argument about Warcraft movie, even though it wasn't made by Blizzard.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm worried about that semicolon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GET IT

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Judging from the downvotes, a few.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guess you could say this post is cancer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a terrible fate. To have such a greasy screen is...my goodness. How did you survive? Far worse than a cat on the keyboard.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, what a dense belief that only Reddit would come up with that comment at first thought!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a contractor with no real loyalty and expired certifications that no one validates, I say pocket the parts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't see any potato in there. False advertisement. Rioting in Baltimore.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's there to stop the morons trying to dangerously cut corners.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...Data Scientist was already an old term 10 years ago. I held that title in 2004.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This will be my signature. It's a statement of life.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0