Sally Kohn is all of us.
Chewy is my spirit animal.
When Aisha Tyler tells you that if you let a Dolphin ejaculate in you it's so explosive it will blow out your guts.
We're gonna win.
MRW when I survived the holidays only to find myself back at work.
As soon as I dry, somebody dies.
Relax. It's just a whale's blow hole.
Watching Bitcoin yesterday.
MRW I try to get out of my memory foam bed in the morning.
MRW my one job is to carry a live baby jesus in the Christmas Pageant
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What it feels like sometimes.
So we introduced the christmas tree to my cat yesterday
When you are the last at the party but still not ready to go home.
You've got a little something on your face.
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MRW the waiter comes by to ask me how my meal is.
Going through old baby pics of my son and immediately saw the resemblence
MRW I'm asked if I'm "trying to get into a secret imgur downvote club or something"
MRW I read my own Gallery Comments all together and out of context.
WEEEEE nothing can ruin this day!
Badadump dum
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Everyone wins!
I'm not even mad when I see this one again. I laugh every goddamn time.
MRW I hear the George Zimmerman shooter plans to use ‘stand your ground’ defense to clear his name.
I'm coming for you Imgur.
MRW watching Amy Schumer
I just finished all 7 seasons of Buffy for the 4th time and today I still feel like I've woken up and all my friends are gone.
Shit just goat real.
Tard hates it more than the rest of us.
First time I've ever wanted to be a sloth.
Uh Fred, honey? The sign says Turkey Summit, not Cat Summit...
Imgur use your Internet superpowers to make this the most hated man on the planet.