friedpicklechip

17971 pts · July 21, 2015


Pagan, Mexican Import, Female

Ghosts! ALL in that attic!

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Oh! Thank goodness. I’m in California. I’m safe. I’ll just go back to choking on smog.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yess!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t understand how anyone can think this man is even halfway competent for this job. As always just another rich, well-connected fool.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I’d be pressing it daily.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gallstone for sure.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I’m talking the outskirts of LA. Where the poor people of LA live.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stormy Daniels has some details for you.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wow that’s cute.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LA? That’s a good 2k

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did y’all know there was a trump birthday card? Did any of you “sign” it?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

COROOOOOONAHVIIIIIIIRUUUUS

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m still waiting for In-N-Out U to send my acceptance. Since my Hogwarts letter clearly is 17 years late.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

America is this pig.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine had a big sword for slashing things out of the way.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’m gonna grow one and call it Medusa

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy dresses Iike those kids that hurried to class in full anime run at school.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was thinking jello but yes.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Picture this but with a bee and me putting on my shoe without checking. That’s how I found out I was severely allergic to bees.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with MESOTHELIOMA you may be entitled to FINANCIAL COMPENSATION. 1-800-99 LAW USA

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Best of derps

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Bit orange if I may say so myself.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a cat named Mythri who everyone calls Mimis.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, Petubia and I go way back so... Eff Steve.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ooooo! Can we do Hometown next?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I attempted this last week with a different recipe. I failed. I’ll give this one a go. They look yum.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please come to my local ICU where a 32yo runner and a 28yo died. Yet, a diabetic, hypertensive man in his 50’s recovered fine.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I have kids. Once they’re asleep, if it’s not important enough for you to call twice I’ll call you after breakfast. DND all the way!

5 years ago | Likes 620 Dislikes 1

Not today, not today.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0