1118 pts ยท August 31, 2013
I often get asked about this... all I can say is, fly safe! o7
#19 if you bleach your bumhole, you are changing your ringtone...
Personally I preferred the devil's rejects overall, but omfg that scene is bonkers!
Nice
Looks like Bruce Campbell if you ordered from wish...
Currently claimant at tribunal. Respondent caused ptsd to an autistic. Response is to cause more ptsd... fml... https://i.imgur.com/4HNkXcw
This is called mixing cabbage and carrot with mayonnaise...
It's pronounced "twat"
Darwin approved
Po Po: "How high are you?" Snoop: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: You remind me of my little toe. Her: Lulwut? Me: I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own...
Brilliant film, hilarious!
It's an onomatopoeia meaning "ouchies, I just stunned my pinky toe on the thing"
Some are quite funny... map men always go the extra mile with theirs!
Is this the Langoliers remake? Looks great!
Remember that episode... that joke broke me!
Bring down fast and the rice is pushed to bottom of pan. Use a plate or chopping board on top to practise turning plates of food.
Pro chef 30 years... It is indeed technique over strength. You need to commit fully. Same physics as inverting a pint. Weightless at top.
Oh oh, not just stupid, but entitled stupid!
Pornhub and rub a dub
Give me a girl with trimmed nails and a clean bumhole over this any day!
I know my dogs... if I'm not mistaken, that's a dutch rudder!
Better than dicky shitbutt
Can run at super speeds... only backwards, and neck is fused.
#32 I'm pretty sure technically that's a quasar...
No nutmeg... 9/10
I often get asked about this... all I can say is, fly safe! o7
I often get asked about this... all I can say is, fly safe! o7
#19 if you bleach your bumhole, you are changing your ringtone...
Personally I preferred the devil's rejects overall, but omfg that scene is bonkers!
Nice
Looks like Bruce Campbell if you ordered from wish...
Currently claimant at tribunal. Respondent caused ptsd to an autistic. Response is to cause more ptsd... fml... https://i.imgur.com/4HNkXcw
This is called mixing cabbage and carrot with mayonnaise...
It's pronounced "twat"
Darwin approved
Po Po: "How high are you?" Snoop: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: You remind me of my little toe. Her: Lulwut? Me: I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own...
Brilliant film, hilarious!
It's an onomatopoeia meaning "ouchies, I just stunned my pinky toe on the thing"
Some are quite funny... map men always go the extra mile with theirs!
Is this the Langoliers remake? Looks great!
Remember that episode... that joke broke me!
Bring down fast and the rice is pushed to bottom of pan. Use a plate or chopping board on top to practise turning plates of food.
Pro chef 30 years... It is indeed technique over strength. You need to commit fully. Same physics as inverting a pint. Weightless at top.
Oh oh, not just stupid, but entitled stupid!
Pornhub and rub a dub
Give me a girl with trimmed nails and a clean bumhole over this any day!
I know my dogs... if I'm not mistaken, that's a dutch rudder!
Better than dicky shitbutt
Can run at super speeds... only backwards, and neck is fused.
#32 I'm pretty sure technically that's a quasar...
No nutmeg... 9/10