freesnowcone

4182 pts · May 2, 2012


Hey OP. Did the exact same thing this year at 34. It sucks but you’re not alone!

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Love to hear that a congresswoman is that bad at planning ahead.

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I want to lose weight so I can get more nerd tattoos. Got one for losing 40, want a dozen more! Live your truth!!

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I love Twin Peaks

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Yakuza side quest

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When I was in high school, a kid asked what we do if the shooter is in our classroom with us. Our teacher threatened to give him detention.

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Keto? Keto.

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I guess they don’t mind the episode with the prison rape joke.

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Police robot from Brooklyn 99 is my girlfriend’s fancy air purifier.

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The first one

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Fuck politeness, SSDGM

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I want pollo saltado so badly

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I won’t lie, a quick glance at that photo made me think it was a new, gritty version of The Sims.

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As someone who moved to the Midwest from the east coast, they think they own “ope.” They did not invent “ope.”

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My girlfriend never wants of my food when I bring takeout home. But we’re both girls so maybe that’s how it works with lesbians?

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I feel like this is the moment Lin-Manuel has been waiting for his whole life.

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As a lady judging #6, I really do find it unacceptable. You gotta put that tv on a shelf or you’ll hurt your neck!

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You can be a lesbian so you’re STILL not the cutest girl in the office

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I moved somewhere where I can’t get Apicella’s bread anymore and boy did you make me intensely homesick. Enjoy that shit!

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#4 Lemme invert that y axis before the tutorial!

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#26 Aquarius is a bucket of water so it should really be the one with the bucket

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A man of taste, I see.

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Donna-Ruth, Donna-Ruth had a snaggletooth. Her smile would win her no fans, but she could open some cans, with her snaggletooth.

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No Reese’s Crunchy Cookie Cups?

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