freeelf

7417 pts ยท March 23, 2013


You mean "every seven years" ๐Ÿ˜

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Reminded me of the House MD episode "Now, unclench both fists."

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

... Then I aimed directly at the treat. It was just the right size. As he jumped on it, I switched it off. He was so happy. He felt like a lion. I can't express how amazing it was.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I did this for my cat once. I played with him, teasing him with the laser pointer. It was like crack to him. He was obsessed with it, walking around the room days after the fact, still looking for it. We played few times since, I thought it would get old but it only renewed his obsession. So I devised a plan. I got a cat treat he never had before, and it was red. I hid it under my foot. Laser pointer time. After few minutes of him chasing it around the room, I got him far away from me...

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's an option?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not switch to paper?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Use case: a person is convicted of a crime. They sold the stuff they stole. They need to pay taxes on that income. It does not legalize the theft. (I am not a lawyer.)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sending the notes is completely ok. Responding to texts meant for someone else is not.

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

What's wrong with having a roommate? Single people and people who are dating (not married or living together) can save up money that way.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

What do you mean it didn't work? It worked exactly as promised.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was police protecting the potential victim.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Plot twist: the police is staking out the house of a suspect serial killer who targets delivery staff.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Thanks, but I will stick to jobs where they don't require me to wear a leash around my neck.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

It's amazing. At the same time, it's a talented person who got lucky telling people "you can do it, too".

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

The small icon shows how far the person has read in the conversation.

3 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Making the best out of a bald situation.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bingo

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"AI" is not the breaktrough here.

3 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

What well? She's not dancing around a well!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think the mother knew about the plan and date. But she knew something was up and tried her best. She should be on that tattoo ?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is kind of infuriating to watch ?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was not an option.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Always tear up when I see this one.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Trial and error.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I had those relfexes!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on how good the final bread is.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's actually pronounced woo-stuh-shur, by the English town Worcester (woos-ter).

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

He saved the guy whose wife walked in on him.

3 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 0