fredsneed

5014 pts ยท June 23, 2018


I'm in favor of whatever law allows her to use my restrooms!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got to have the Minimum Daily Requirement of plastics!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But let an illegal brown person kill a pretty white woman during an election...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Overtime gets you there. A neighbor of mine earns six figures and a LOT of that is due to OT.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just rinse them off in the bathroom sink, **DUH!!!** smh.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I need to move north, just one county. I'll wait until I hit 80.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GODDAMMIT! THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO TURN THOS COLORS OFF BEFORE RELEASING THEM!!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They can't even house their own people. I'm sure they'll be fine housing the world's deadliest microscopic critters.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How dare we spread fake news for humorous reasons! Fake news should only be spread for political gain.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

Finish dewooling its head.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since energy can not be destroyed, the water is heated up, just a little.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FART!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me in the 70s with 'ludes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That shit would get you shot in my 'hood.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it powered by the spastic girl?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Partly =/= nearly.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

It's a wonderful experience, squishing through your toes. It's the cleaning part that's unpleasant.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Murica, they smash your eggs, squish your bread, give you attitude, and expect a tip.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If POTUS needs an organ, I'm betting all required paperwork will magically appear, giving him permission to harvest mine.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Shitting in their yard is using a terrorist bioweapon.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

We don't need no stinkin' canal!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step away from the Crazy Glue, 'cause that's the only explanation.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fingerprints can be 3D printed!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Piss pool kitty.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only after prime-time.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nom nom nom nom nom.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0