freddeStar

9870 pts ยท April 22, 2017


OK. We get it Jennifer.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooooh...I get it. There are too few phases of the moon!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree. Like you could do any of that stuff in polyester. You'd need cotton. It breathes

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uuuhh, He was just reminding everyone how great He has made us. Remember when everyone at the u.n. laughed with Him about how great He is

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ah man. This is really gonna get the bots fired up

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Unclear. If only there were a bot to clarify

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I gain wait when I don't want to do anything

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ha. Just noticed the logo is almost a pictogram of that sentiment

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If it's good enough for Ruskies, it's good enough for me!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It cheers me that no matter how dark things may get, Arnold is out there somewhere greeting everyone he meets like they're a son of a bitch

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Fuck with the buck, get the horns! -that deer, probably

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that's her name, my man

7 years ago | Likes 255 Dislikes 1

But...I mean...he got his sword from a watery tart...

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

She'll outlive all of us. SMH!--Charles, probably

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Settle down, Siri

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Dad. It's 1 15

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

You've seen Mars and maybe Venus, and now you've see that fat dude's penis

7 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

Fair and timely point. I hope you have convinced everyone not to vote for Bill Clinton

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope. If I'd have seen that, I'd have called it Presidential

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 8

Damn. That's some Supreme Court level shit, there

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 13

I made me laugh.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Certainly the excuse I told your grandpa.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh man. That is the look of somebody that DEFINITELY did not like you calling him the N word when you found him.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, silly Canadian. Foods come in all sorts of forms that aren't beer.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I have heard, however, OP, that your mom is quite the expert.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 12

I hope this has helped you, OP, understand the wonders of nature. Of course, I am no expert on procreation.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

Also, lion "1" (the one on top) is not "punishing" lion "2" (the one on bottom), but "procreating" with it. That's how baby lions are made.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 15

Ha. Lions are way bigger than 2 inches in the wild. They only appear small, because you are looking at your phone.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 11

In fairness, sewing kits are very rare and hard to come by.

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1