fourthattempt

11219 pts ยท November 4, 2017


Dad, linguist, marketer

USA: two-year COVID Champs! We are better at this shit than all you Euro lib-tards! /s

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have kids. I've thought about putting up an electric fence for the neighbors' kids

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

Ominously specific... You ok @boudreauxKrakken?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Misuse of the Puffin. +1

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*were in an accident

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Done with treatment. 4 months later we've had to handle lots of bills ourselves.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People and he didn't have enough coverage for everyone. We have underinsured motorist coverage, but we can't get any payout until we're 3/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Auto accident. Our car insurance wouldn't pay because it was someone else's fault. His insurance wouldn't pay because he hit too many 2/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife, daughter and I are in a 4 car accident caused by a drunk driver. Our health insurance refused to pay because it was an 1/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're trying to put the water out. With water.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My buddy drives his van with the joystick of his electric wheelchair. It's pretty amazing

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not sure if camping gear or Japanese dining set...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So are we supposed to cut down trees or not? I actually can't tell anymore

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wow, that sucks. Thanks for the tip, hope you found somewhere better

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#36 this one actually made me lol

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like this gem is going over a lot of heads +1

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like they could've at least sent TWO excavators

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 as someone who is pretty sure he's seen all of the movies, what's a Gilderoy Lockhart?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Always sad watching other people live your dreams

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#16 I leave the eggs like that for weight distribution though.... do people not do that?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, it's not called a snow blower for nothin'

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Username relevant?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No. No it is not

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's really kicking himself for messing that up

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bot battle!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're a legend

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird seeing this post again! Thankful looking back though. My daughter made 2020 a much better year

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's been amazing! Can't believe how fun it is to be a dad. She did, and now she's even taking about getting the COVID vaccine herself!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/a/EGTbKVh *hint* *hint*

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