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26139 pts ยท April 27, 2013


I'm just a wild and crazy guy.

Call me when we can have a shit fight with the monkeys

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

I was JUST thinking of the poop knife today!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for lookin out. That's what I meant.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He kept his fancy Playboy lighter at home so it wouldn't get stolen.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There was supposed to be a loud Kaboom!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because she wrote the Star Spangled Banner. Read that on a quotes site.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because she's beautiful yet flawed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ugh, gross

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking Plot Twist: That's not his Dad

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You heard the boy. Send him back!"

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

looking up meetings now along with AA for my wife and I. Good suggestion. Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love imgur for things like this. I hope you know you're making a difference

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and it'll be mild exercise (stocking crap at a retail store). Thanks for the reply. Every bit helps. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thank you. i have a koi pond but that's pretty low maintenece. I found a job for the first time in 2 years that i think i can handle 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should be doing it for them but i feel like such a sociopath for being numb to my "blessings" like that. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 boys 16 and 17. They're great kids too, good grades and don't smoke or drink like some of their classmates. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'm 40something and i'm close to screwed. smoker on top of that :( 4/4

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd probably think "f him, he wants it" but i just don't know what else can shake me straight! Is there a support group or something? 3/3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm slightly overweight but nowhere near obese. my wife is an RN and i STILL don't take it serious. 2/3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PLEASE help me find such motivation. I'm diabetic, my blood sugar runs at least 400. I'm not taking my insulin and binge on ice cream. 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You need new friends" - Mom -

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of National Lampoon's Vacation

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup, right around the area with a lot of trees and grass.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Old Wave Hookers 9

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Publicity stunt

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 23

Yeah. Howard Stern ruined that for me one time when he was on Late Night with David Letterman. :( The city behind him was fake too!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like Tinny-1000 hahahahaaaaaa

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hope it works out!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friends cousin told him

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0