foofypoops

7343 pts ยท November 10, 2017


I'm a sucker for those "No, that's X, you're thinking of Y" joke chains.

The Cable Guy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username checks out. Apparently, there is eight of them.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What would you have liked? One testicle smaller than the other? On second thought, R* probably did that already.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Avoid spoilers at all costs. Please go into it blind, with excessive amounts of popcorns.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This needs to be higher up.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don LaFontane. Absolute ledge

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How much does rewiring a while house cost? Asking for myself.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the company you're hiring for wouldn't be worth my time. Cut the shit, or admit you're looking for slaves, you fucking slag.

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 11

Aye.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Met Kevin Nash. I'm 1.94m tall. Our handshake looked like sausages wrapped around stale chips. Absolute unit that lad

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck, recount. 7/10, and I didn't have to litigate several US states.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

8/10, right, cheers.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

300K.... AND COUNTING! Fuck, please, send help

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe not complete enlightenment, but could be inspired by innocent joy. 5/7, pure happiness is never bad.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Monk-bro is in the clear for play time. As long as he doesn't presume ownership. Might even find enlightenment through innocent joy. (2/2)

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As the kittens are their own beings, they are not worldly possessions, as life cannot be possessed. Long story short... (1/2)

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Onegianthand comics are fucking rubbish.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You launder money for Russian oligarchs, claim losses, and never intend to pay the money back.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No. Shit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shite, I forgot tomorrow's Friday. This whole week has been a right mess, I forgot about something that brings joy.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Weren't they like, 8 at the time?

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Okay. Fuck you, but just a little bit. +1

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Respec. Just post the wonky Spongebob jpg next time.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Half a bag of flaming cheetos for everything. Final offer. Also, I already licked the cheeto dust off.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You probably fed your kids to, k'know, feed them. Not whore out lunch prep for likes/subs.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#35 yo, is that Sleep?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He bankrupted six casinos. How is a free ticket to launder money worse than real estate fraud?

5 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0