flyingturtlebird

5312 pts · July 18, 2014


Does it warrant his response though? No. And she could just be flirting? There's not always a hidden sexist subtext underneath everything

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Have you seen C&H comics before? Yes the artists are 6 years old

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Men are physically stronger than women though, on average. Asking a stronger person for help isn't sexist. If he's weaker she wouldn't ask

7 years ago | Likes 233 Dislikes 62

You’re so edgy hating on cute animals that everybody loves

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Too bad it's a tortoise not a turtle

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Keyword supervised, but most outdoor cats are not supervised

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes because fighting works best when your feet are planted motionless 6 inches apart

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

You have to say it right: UNEXPECTO PATRONUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

You know he was setting Will up for the punch line right? Blame the people who post the truncated clip

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I have a speed bump on my street. Jackass sped past me when I slowed down for it... CRUNCH. Oh the joy it gave me

8 years ago | Likes 219 Dislikes 3

Can I buy this? For real?

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

It's just like the internet. People act unreasonably and think there are no consequences when they don't deal with others face to face

8 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 2

The 3rd one is for scrapbooking, it's not supposed to mean anything. They just arranged the words to fit

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My older brother only speaks English and he sleep talks in demon tongues as well

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

If you pull the black part down off the edge of a counter, won't all the crumbs fall everywhere?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is the best reply though:

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Show some respect

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Sure but his behavior would have witnesses, there’s no hiding that. Besides Voldemort saw first hand when he lived in Quirrell’s turban

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I used to agree with that but read a great argument- if he had been a good, fair teacher, Voldemort never would’ve trusted him

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I read “unicorns” and was very confused

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seems like... kind of an obvious statement. Thanks Obama

8 years ago | Likes 705 Dislikes 8

And get a restraining order

8 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

I’m sadder about Babies-R-Us. They had the best toys for my ferrets

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I think that says more about you than anything else...

8 years ago | Likes 222 Dislikes 16

So you're so proud of being unoriginal that you made a meme about it. Congrats

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 4

Only 3 of them have internet

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad you and Ida both enjoyed the flight

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She’s gorgeous. So sorry for your loss :(

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@pc404 also wondering

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0