flustrator

2644 pts ยท October 4, 2012


It's all on one tab, and I think they do 20% but that gets distributed to all the employees working tonight. It's not really worth it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was just delightful

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As your neighbor, I don't savor the flavor of the u.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The county GOP rents out the bar I work at every election cycle. I took the night off.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the world may never know.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"My ancestors were gray wolves, you bastard."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two heavyweights posts in a row? Is it my birthday?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FAR AWAY

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Where are you from Lars?"...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kate McKinnon. There is an alarming resemblance.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Savage

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Why not Zoidberg?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Should be wearing a green hat then.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Funny. Same thing with your mom.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here's my +1 god damn you

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crematory work should be a public institution, and you should get paid like a fucking senator, because DAMN

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Oh my god, it's DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Jack, this +1 is for you, old blue.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the puppy thought, 'I evolved from the gray wolf, you motherfucker.'

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Damn I want that sign.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People like it. Kevbo is resentful of that fact, so he tries to discredit it using the word "overrated"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I imagine it would be like No Man's Sky, but gross.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Persistence FTW

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#1 Extremely nice and caring guy. #8 Stapled his scrotum to his leg.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hard to imagine something shittier than present-day Florida

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is some Grade A, USDA-certified photoshop there, my friend.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 I like all the horror movie icons

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not by my computer, so someone needs to photoshop the house completely covered in signs.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Either pronunciation is acceptable. Don't let anyone tell you differently.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

#2 is a Growl

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0