florianizer

144 pts ยท December 11, 2013


The Whitest Kids U Know did a funny sketch like this. No idea if that photo was their inspiration.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Btw, it's "offside" not "offsides".

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Correction: if you're ahead of the second to last defender. Usually the goalkeeper is one of those but doesn't have to be.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks. Everyone should go read these laws and stop perpetuating the myth that waiters make less than minimum wage.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dislike this video. Waiters don't rely on tips to make a living. They make minimum wage like everyone else.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's Monday morning and it took me halfway through this to realize it was talking about Batman and not Patrick Bateman.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As someone from West Virginia, I'm not even sure why it has a slot.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been laughing nonstop at the copy-pasted dick for the last 10 minutes. Please help.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can anyone tell me whats going on with that girl's eyebrows? Where do they end?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They should allow knives at real zoos. Imagine how quickly people could get from exhibit to exhibit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's two a's in Tarantino unless you're talking about another violent movie director named Quentin Tarentino that I don't know about.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I like how even the arrow is fatter.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You said that backwards. Ball is always life.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wait did people actually take that pic out of context? I thought you guys were joking.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welsh people and their made-up language.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the type of house that you wouldn't want to walk through to go take a piss in the middle of the night.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0