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38112 pts · March 7, 2016


I'm supposed to write something here, but I gotta go pee first.

I feel lucky I got to witness the news assume it’s a bomb, only to find out it was for a dumbass movie. What’s more is the second report realized he’s giving the finger and blurred it. My parents wondered why I laughed so hard at it. Fun times.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#9 I need to explain to my friend. He didn’t get it

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was a young boy my mom had a small collection of these tapes. I watched them out of curiosity one day, and that’s when I realized I like girls.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve never seen this done at my local ren faire. Wish I could try it.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ll insult the things they easily control like weight, fashion, accent, teeth, smell, flag choice, etc. for example, I can call a MAGA supporter a lard-assed, meal team 6 flaggot whose stank ass breath is competing with his BO for which enters a room before he does. I can call a Karen Trumper a cunt filled with so much silicone she could be sold at a sex shop. I can safely assume they read at a kindergarten level because words with more than 2 syllables makes them shit themselves in confusion.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

#22 popsicle

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lady drummers are my biggest weakness.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We call it “intermittent fasting”

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mormons have this shit hammered into their heads. I remember being told that a girl with no sleeves, tight pants, and open toed shoes was asking for trouble and was being irresponsible. The misogyny is disgustingly rampant in Mormon culture.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I’m Mr Frog. This is my show. I ate the bug. *eats* I ate the bug. This is the end. I love you.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The man is truly a mountain. I’d be intimidated but still willing.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein is a lucky man

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And the dogs name is jellybean

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait what? Please elaborate.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dream woman right there. She goes hard when she knows it’ll be funny. Also that accent.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This woman is wife material.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

The basic models are all generic looking to me. Only ones worth getting are the monsters. I have some Godzilla ones that are adorable.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know it

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I basically do everything my dad didn’t do. I’m as honest as I can be with him, tell him I’m proud of his accomplishments, encourage him to be curious and ask questions, let him be a kid, read with him, play catch with him, talk him through his emotions, try to understand his interests, take him to do fun stuff together, teach him instead of lecturing, always let him know I love him.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’ve seen people cause data leaks due to shit like this. Never use your work devices for anything other than work. Why would you risk your job over something so easily avoidable? Seriously no porn is THAT good.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s harrowing to know that every day I drop my kid at school it’s a game of Russian roulette. I hug him and tell him I love him and I’m proud of him. I treat each day like it might be the last, because in America, it might be.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I am very lost. Can someone please explain this to me?

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Sadly we have people labeling themselves alphas and betas. Orgy porgy time I guess

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I didn’t know I wanted this before, but now I do.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Neon knights - Black Sabbath

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Evidently she thought the FBI would show up, listen to what she wanted to say, and…give her a job… seriously. Delusional doesn’t even begin to describe this woman

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Honestly that’s a really impressive gorilla walk. Also it’s hilarious.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0