233 pts ยท October 10, 2013
Stones get stuck between double tires. Half a kg going 70-80km an hour is not fun.
Didn't allow more :D
Seen this joke about 2015 times so far this year.
Terrible magician, can still see the pencil.
Alcohol was involved.
Was having a discussion about bases. Think we found out that 13th base was giving birth to yourself or something like...
Here's to hoping they one day wake up thinking "what the hell am I doing".
Because he makes fun of a country that threatens with nuclear explosives?
UFO spotted, UFO shot down. Case claused.
One of mine likes to sit in the shower an watch the water go down the drain.
I'd say most likely with his nose, since his legs are missing.
"It's not the fart that kills you, it's the smell."
Switching front tires with back tires, depending on the the track in your tires?
I know a great shrink, if you need one.
We have a ton of fees. To start with, the gas price didn't change much when oil prices dropped.
Because he's a massive dick?
And I was supposed to be up early tomorrow..
4653 caps, 36 different ones
I know what it says, but now my head hurts
Then why on earth care what other people think? Enjoy it instead, you're the one getting married
I call BS. The newer sockets in Norway(atleast), has a safety device that requires two pins to enter at the same time for it to open up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waF-3tRCIiQ
There was a notice in a newspaper here, about the french newspaper who was struck by terrorists. The newspaper was sold for thousands.
What do you feel about the French newspaper being sold for several thousand dollars on eBay?
ANAL [Insert Achievement]
The toilet one is why you always wear three socks.
I've got 4 roommates. Food disappears mysteriously. I think I should invest in a lock for the fridge.
I still want to know what the cat saw
Stupid OP being clever..
Think I'll invest in a fishing rod
Stones get stuck between double tires. Half a kg going 70-80km an hour is not fun.
Didn't allow more :D
Seen this joke about 2015 times so far this year.
Terrible magician, can still see the pencil.
Alcohol was involved.
Was having a discussion about bases. Think we found out that 13th base was giving birth to yourself or something like...
Here's to hoping they one day wake up thinking "what the hell am I doing".
Because he makes fun of a country that threatens with nuclear explosives?
UFO spotted, UFO shot down. Case claused.
One of mine likes to sit in the shower an watch the water go down the drain.
I'd say most likely with his nose, since his legs are missing.
"It's not the fart that kills you, it's the smell."
Switching front tires with back tires, depending on the the track in your tires?
I know a great shrink, if you need one.
We have a ton of fees. To start with, the gas price didn't change much when oil prices dropped.
Because he's a massive dick?
And I was supposed to be up early tomorrow..
4653 caps, 36 different ones
I know what it says, but now my head hurts
Then why on earth care what other people think? Enjoy it instead, you're the one getting married
I call BS. The newer sockets in Norway(atleast), has a safety device that requires two pins to enter at the same time for it to open up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waF-3tRCIiQ
There was a notice in a newspaper here, about the french newspaper who was struck by terrorists. The newspaper was sold for thousands.
What do you feel about the French newspaper being sold for several thousand dollars on eBay?
ANAL [Insert Achievement]
The toilet one is why you always wear three socks.
I've got 4 roommates. Food disappears mysteriously. I think I should invest in a lock for the fridge.
I still want to know what the cat saw
Stupid OP being clever..
Think I'll invest in a fishing rod