fleshlightqueef

1328 pts · April 11, 2018


He just keeps adding to it by peeing in it

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Way to go!!!! Amazing

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mom?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh ok, thanks for letting me know

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm 6'5. Where the fuck am I from?!?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The one with the pallet jack happened to me

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whatever. 800 Billion of that goes to wacky waving inflatable tube guys.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Keeping over population at bay

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Shoot the kid.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Pervert

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put it in your dick hole as you're about to cum

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How do you eat root beer?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

..

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Hear me out. Ranch gravy.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IM kinda RELEVANT

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A penis

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bet that wouldn't feel good in the ole poop hole

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, and then you forget that there's weed in the cookies and eat a bunch more.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You shouldn't be fucking cats.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

His ex wife died today.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, I'm kinda falling in love with you...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Book an airbnb in Ukraine. It gives them well needed money.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Here in Nova Scotia Canada, as of tomorrow, we will be paying almost $8 a gallon.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A nuclear plant has now been hit and is on fire

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Truro

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey that's where I'm from!°°!!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ops mom

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mmmmmm yes

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0