Hi. I'm 6' 5". Heavyset. Male. Straight. 30-ish. Lives in DC Metro area. Dislikes long walks - beaches or otherwise. Loves video games and cuddles. ...Oh, shit. This isn't my eHarmony profile. ABORT. Gratuitous Selfie: http://i.imgur.com/EWT6XZB.jpg
Hi. I'm 6' 5". Heavyset. Male. Straight. 30-ish. Lives in DC Metro area. Dislikes long walks - beaches or otherwise. Loves video games and cuddles. ...Oh, shit. This isn't my eHarmony profile. ABORT. Gratuitous Selfie: http://i.imgur.com/EWT6XZB.jpg
Low ELO Legends is the greatest series on YouTube
These are the feet pics I'd pay good money for
With a biscuit, fries, and a drink!
Foil, perhaps?
And thanks for all the fish
TL;DR - Strom Thurmond
How deep do I have to dig? Sounds like an event that might cost me in future medical bills.
The. Fucking. Golf. Clubs....
Shad is at it again
Richard Branson?
Nah, that might void the prenup and allow her rights to half of the $17.65 left in the family account.
Being that it's a waist-high fence, I'm sure a lock will only be cosmetic.
You mean two females?
I thought it was a ceramic frying pan with a burned fond on the bottom
Pretty sure it could handle a Chrysler
I can hear it.....skreeeeeeeeee
Why the hell did I read 'squirrel' in that sentence?
Looks more like 'homie' to me
You know, the usual
I'd like to believe it's observational.
Easier to call them socialists to propagate local fear and keep the masses uneducated and malleable to agendas?
Pending the laws in the country you're moving to, pets may be quarantined for a period to screen for diseases - such as rabies.
New from McDonald's
Would you be concerned if I inhaled these tacos?
Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three.
Or Captain Caveman.
I understand his reaction. People running around in sheets are frightening to those with any trace of melanin.
The sandwich?
Thanks to you, I now have my wedding vows sorted out.
Richard Gere?