flatback09

29 pts ยท August 25, 2015


Give him a break. You have no idea what her gag relax is like.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OCD on a cosmic scale. Bravo.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Such a points whore the world has seldom seen.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It says 'I think I caught the clap from that barmaid in Liverpool last month. '

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rachel Riley. As Jimmy Carr said, "I'd crawl through broken glass just to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked her."

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Awwwwwwwwwww

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is that why they're turfing if?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, we did that shit. Canada: We find stuff.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We have one on display. Customers will say "is that a real flame?" and then put their hand in it. And it's not even at a Wal-Mart!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I inherited 2 'designer' dogs. Best pets I've ever had.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

16hrs a day, 7 days a week? The tax on the OT must be a killer.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought breaking off the vanity top to use as a toilet tank cover was pure genius. And then you spoiled it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoa up there buckaroo. Nobody ever said the Earth was square.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One down vote for thinking the universe starts and stops with Ontaro and Qubec.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Upvote with a large side of LMAO

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can you bring your dogs this time?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always upvote cowboy dildos.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Imagine being able to recognize flowers and cats but not art.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's good to be Canadian. Even with Ontario.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The brother was mo-tiv-ated

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And now he's the President

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I need to talk to my grocer about getting Cheese Whiz in a bag. Awesome.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are giant tits?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's hilarious. Most dogs can't swim on their backs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hang in there Tommy. Dog sitting can be a challenge for people with disabilities but you'll be fine.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More cleavage please

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whiny bugger. By then, boomers had forced the end of the Vietnam War, and got rid of Nixon. You elected Trump and Occupied an outhouse.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Consider this. Dean did the horizontal bop with Anna the Angel. Angels control space & time. Castiel is Dean's son. It explains a lot.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0