flashmaven

15706 pts · September 1, 2019


Google “SSDI for cancer”, link is too long to post.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The American Cancer Society has a ton of resources, check their website. Also, depending on how serious your cancer is, you could get SSDI.

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Trees aren’t running here yet!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s the size of a large toddler; pick that fucker up and turn it around!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s effing amazing! Lucky girl

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My hairdresser’s name was Amy Barbour. No joke.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better than a bedpan, I guess.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog humps my leg while I wipe the table down, so there’s that.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s not sex, it’s soaking.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bottom gets nice and crisp, no sogginess

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pro-tip for any pizza: reheat leftovers in a covered skillet. It’s life-changing.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

In our local elections Republicans run unopposed for every office, so there’s that

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You poor sod

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s a Steven Wright bit.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why the long face?

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

That looks like a map turtle.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, the velociraptor phase of puppyhood.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twins!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To clarify: I was pro-mask

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I spoke at my local school board meeting. It was just as hostile, and a miserable experience. I’d do it again in a heartbeat.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Let us know how we can help

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can accuse anyone? So we should now accuse every Texas lawmaker, their wives, and their daughters.

4 years ago | Likes 401 Dislikes 6

That’s the one!

4 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Milk drunk.

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Vodka soda and a suburban nature show.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I call them “lifter nipples”. You can see them through a down jacket in December.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0