fixuranus

9474 pts · September 17, 2017


Just a man, doing his thang

Swish

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s hot

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So China joined the fight now?? I’ve only seen driving like that from…well…you know

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Peter Pan: “leave the Lost Boys alone!” Captain Hook: “what you gonna do about it eye brows?”

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let’s sit tight and assess…

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

JINARF

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Is that Carlos from “The Hangover”?

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Is that reason to put the lotion on its skin?

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If you give a mouse a cookie…

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She was launched via catapult

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They’re coming for you Neo

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Do they tell the stories of Jesus’ often forgotten apostle Rufus and his adventures?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was surprised to see no one wrote “put your dick in it”

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They’ll swim right up your pee hole

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“It’s chowda! Say it right!”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a nice crack den

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But what flavor???

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The flash...it was his origin story

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A hot lunch

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For those times when you have to move THAT lava to THERE

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Is this that Luca Magnotta video people were raging about?

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Look at Luca Magnotta over here

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That shit took way too long

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If I have learned anything they will just test the semen all over it to find the killer in the National Semen Database

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