five09

32025 pts · May 4, 2016


Time heals all things... except these crazy eyes.

You’re really jackin my box right now bucko

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

There was another video a while back of someone using one of those to “prank” his coworker.. ended up killing him. So yeah pretty dangerous

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I was just scrolling through while the song “taking care of business” was on tv in the background and it fit perfectly.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SpaceX rocket just launched

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Im on random right now and nothing makes me happier than seeing something I upvoted 4 years ago that still applies

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like where this is going

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hah might not be next to each other for long but I saw it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Update: Funny story we actually do have work tomorrow

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuuuck I know right??

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The woodlands/Conroe north of Houston

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I donno he wasn't there. Took pics to send him. Shitty part about it is we just finished redoing the bottom floor from floods last year..

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Eat it with your butt

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1. Repeat step 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was gonna guess that. That looks like my friends neighborhood off kuykendal. I'm from the woodlands

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn dude that's gnarly. Where at in Houston are you?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And almost always is two to words

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My boss sent me home at 9 this morning. Been sitting at home all day waiting for a reason why.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It ain't even raining in the woodlands.. been waiting for it all day

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 sad cookie is sad he doesn't fit in milk :(

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't care what none of y'all say I still love her

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

That's like 15 bucks he wasted

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's up from the woodlands!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's my first laugh of the day

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure he was thinking of Orgasmo, which is a movie character played by Trey Parker

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She did some super sick 360s too

8 years ago | Likes 296 Dislikes 0

You're the only person I follow that I look forward to seeing every week. Just thought you should know that. I'll get this book one day

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fancy the ol "in-an-out" do we?

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0