fissionchips

404 pts · January 9, 2010


Trans women don’t owe anyone anything. That said, I wish people, in general, would start taking care of themselves and stop dressing like white hot garbage all the time. Our public places are embarrassing these days.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody WTFs like Ryan Reynolds

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously, are they signs for the aliens? Wtf

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love jumping spiders because they save all their quickness for their jumps. The rest of the time they’re slow and deliberate and they just *BLINK*

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably try to save face by agreeing that because El Salvador said they won’t release him that the administrations hands are technically tied.

11 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Deer are chaos embodied

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Infinite Jest deserves it. God I hate that book.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never will a gibberish song slap so hard again

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn’t be surprised it was genuine. Have you seen how Japanese respond to fake samurai attacks?

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Just passing em out!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg he’s gonna grow into those ears so hard. Start shopping for a saddle now.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Naw man. He was looking for that pure post-nut clarity. Wouldn’t last the drive over

1 year ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 2

“We were all a little in love with Carrie” - Mark Hamill

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reaching around for her glasses like someone just handed her something to read

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This one gave me deeply uncomfortable body horror vibes when I was a kid

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NEVER

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Typical dog owner: apologizes to their doggo for the nature of orbital mechanics

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

fuckin NO NOTES

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ah but this one doesn’t have shitty trap music

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, dealing with chronic pain and it’s really fucked up all my coping strategies. Thanks for this.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goddammit I know that guy

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this guys voice gets more distorted in the beginning with every one of these I watch.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are wonderful!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great dump! You’re doing Yahweh’s work

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sweet Jesus I don’t recommend Meet The Feebles to anyone. Had to take a shower after watching that.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@deafkitten thank you for your service. Your memes are endlessly plentiful and consistently varied and high quality

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

also, this feels like there's some "too-many-shots-to-the-head" mixed in for spice.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

upvote everytime forever. This is cartoon levels of cute.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to mention, NO ONE is happy about paying $8 for a shake.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0