fishflakes

100471 pts ยท November 26, 2013


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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My theory is guys who prefer inexperienced partners are lazy/ selfish lays. No foreplay, 3 minutes of humping, "did you...?", turn on xbox.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 minutes to go..

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Every vagina is different. What makes one girl cry out in pain makes a different girl have a screaming orgasm. Good luck!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Have them drop it and crack the screen to the point where it disables the touch screen. We've all been there.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

That happens as well as child labor, neglect, and disgusting living conditions IF they get placed in a home at all instead of orphan juvie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this response. Worry about your own life and not your legacy because it doesn't matter after you're dead.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the only issue is the pot smoke, then trust me, the child is 100% better off with the parents after CPS has a talk with them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Googles to see how much that purse is* On sale for $186, retails normally at $278. Can I get a secret Santa to pay my electric bill?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I always offer to split even on good dates, but for really, really bad dates I absolutely insist on splitting. I want to owe them nothing.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I need to stop going onto imgur before I've had coffee.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

^ this.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Or...hear me out here...they had boyfriends....

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

The first time I traveled internationally I did not expect food to cost so much. Literally got down to my last dollar before the flight home

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been losing weight recently and I've gotta say that if this keeps going I might actually be kind of hot.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I played with Legos, micromachines and hotwheels just as much as I played with barbies and held tea parties. My parents weren't thrilled.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Harnesses prevent driving distractions and if you do crash there isn't a loose, scared, injured dog to bite emergency responders

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And it could lead to a nasty fungal infection.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hate that those types of movies blow the last 20 minutes with their love dimension/alien as dead father/ghost buddy/future sight/magic bs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

The title of the video also says I-5 and UCSD

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We have over 80,000 pages of federal regulations, with ~2500 added every year. He won't run out in 4-8 years, but it won't work long term.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We've had a good run as a country. Whatever will be, will be.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I grew up in the southwest and never witnessed or heard of a chancla beating. I always got the belt.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

You see people you know all the time. The best option is to swipe left and move on, but sometimes you have to know if they swiped right.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every woman in my family has D cups or higher. My brother dates skinny, flat chested girls. Coconut lovers don't grow on islands.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish my face was half as beautiful as her ass. *sigh*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0