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171 pts · March 11, 2013


It appears you may be suffering from those consequences... perhaps a few too many "simple electric shocks."

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Sauce?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's so depressing that "they walmarted everyone" is a new phrase to me that required absolutely no explanation. This truly is the worst timeline.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah the "religious freedom" taught in schools misses the large subtext: "freedom to persecute those who disagree with you." Whoops, important context that!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which trade, exactly? Go on, you can say it.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Insert joke about a has-been actor missing his latest chance to slap something that’s in his way. I hope the box office for his new film reflects the fact that many of us have no desire to see an abusive cuckold taking his frustration out on others in the most public way possible.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What about allergies? A plane is a public space so if someone has allergies, they need to manage that for themselves.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I too hate when people ignore the clear signage on service animals' vests indicating they are working and should not be distracted.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was that train in Thomas & Friends IV

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Glutes, squat and deadlift - never skip leg day.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Dude, she's playing the long game - if you lose the weight now, she'll have nothing to scream at you about for the rest of your life.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, you mean to tell me "Made in China" ISN'T a mark of superior craftsmanship? But hey, they made a profit so I hope you like your Tesla!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No ring, no kids, no reason to keep putting yourself through hell...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What aren't you telling us: that should be the bottom half of this meme...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jean Claude VanCoon

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Your girlfriend's Halloween costume is incredible!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's what cuckolding is for. You should discuss because I'm sure he must want something "better" too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Another quality post by AbortedFetusNecrophiliac <3

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

lol your self-justification rings as true as "I have black friends so I can say..."

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I rate my farts on the basis of how quickly they clear the room out of other people. 10/10 is when I myself have to leave.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Coincidentally, how many ex-husbands she expects to have in her life.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You have the tomatoes on there way too early: C+

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I would judge your work, but that'd be an awful lot like yelling at professional athletes... oh wait that's all of us! Not bad for your 1st.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As someone who played with Legos 30 years ago, I loved following the plans, then taking them apart, then building them again. Perspective.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 months have gone by and you couldn't once Google how to blow up that text or take a screenshot higher than 5 DPI?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quite simply by advertising at the end of the very same show. "Are you 15 or 16 and pregnant? Contact us..." :(

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How has nobody questioned his Ariana Grande t-shirt yet? His mom's outfit even looks more like what he should be wearing than what he is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1