I have a terrible feeling that no matter the outcome of the upcoming U.S. election, it is going to be bad.
If I fits I sits
My reaction to the craigslist guy that is trying to flip the item I sold him for more than three times my price.
We had an end of the year party at an escape room.
Okay, it was a dumb joke but she didn't have to be so mean!
Unreachable chest of drawers
Maybe I am not good at reading girls
$9 Trump Chocolate at ATL
I am not a bad husband
The border guard looked concerned because my friend looked fatter in his passport photo. I jokingly said, "That is not him".
My Japanese Grandma in-law's medicine comes with a spoon to help her scoop the correct amount of pills she needs.
At this point i'm too afraid to bring it up
Submitted a job application to only get declined within minutes
Kobe Beef Sushi
mmm... cheese burger pringles
Eyebrows
I was a bad brother
MTV in Japan actually plays music
Such an awkward situation
What makes it worse is that this was at my workplace
Some food courts in Japan have an area where you can grab a towel to clean your own table.
My grandfather was trolling him for about an hour
What did I just see?
Ordered the international lunch today at the university I am studying at in Korea... Spam, Mayonnaise, and Rice
There goes my childhood
My father in law said there is a park on the apartment complex for the kids to play. This is the park.
I need to make new friends.
Even though you get downvotes remember that some people appreciate your effort!
Best Friends
Damn, Look at those legs!
This Japanese Ramen shop puts socks on their chairs
I hope you see this, brother.
It makes so much sense now
There was no way out of this one
Fuck you brain. Now I have to sleep with a nightlight tonight.
Shopping for my sick wife when a random acquaintance appears
Not sure if he is a scumbag Steve or just oblivious
I honestly had no idea
Time to get a DNA test
I never wasted so much time in my life
potty trained elephant
Japanese closing nets
Well... at least my friends had a good laugh.
No one is safe
I just don't like them.
Fortune cookie inception
There goes my strong image.
Well that is rude
How I feel as a PhD student
My initial reaction when I woke up this morning to see all the the front page
Looked up Mr. Popo on Google. Did not disappoint.
The day started off bad but this changed everything
Batman being a troll
God dammit mom