739 pts · November 27, 2017
Let’s not forget the stripping Oscar from accounting. ‘You can tell by the way a woman drinks a soda that she is a good dancer.’
You got me. I found an Instagram model I want to follow and get lifestyle tips from.
I tried so hard...but the occasional chuckle wasn’t worth trudging through the wet cement they call a plot.
My history professor did slide shows with all the questions based on those exact slides. He put them online, but people still failed.
High school drama coach tried to force a kiss between me and my sister’s boyfriend. He had fun finding a replacement 2 weeks before opening.
Now I understand why Harry couldn’t grab one of those letters.
He’s been around for 20 years, the minimum length of time for something to be absorbed into the public psyche and accepted as permanent.
Take a gammy at my nummy-nums.
The post doesn’t say dad of the year though, it just says he rescued his daughter, making him super, and it probably made a great memory.
I hate being talked to in the store so if someone offers me ANYTHING, I ‘assume’ they weren’t talking to me and walk faster.
Doesn’t make it any less wholesome.
Not if they got her in a trade; Pokémon Name Rater doesn’t do trades.
Before they go to the chief, Miguel apologizes for the girl in Barcelona and it’s implied he ‘planted the flag’ before Tulio could.
Something something tasty with ketchup...
Yet none of us could ever measure up to a man like Lord Farquaad.
Men like him are in short supply.
Nat Geo has divers kneeling on the sea floor and notes which direction the sharks approached from. 8/10 times, from the back. They know.
Do you have change for a $10? I don’t have any smaller bills...
Trying to find a toilet before your body reenacts the Purge...
The commercials warned us about what would happen...
I take every septim, hoard everything like a dragon, and have more money than I can spend.
First one to finish a test, pulled out a book to read, teacher said I must have cheated and took the book away. I’m just a fast reader.
66 upvotes, 6 downvotes; I am powerless.
Anyone going to mention Gatsby was shot in a pool, he wasn’t afraid of them? ...No?
I got my nurses small clip-on lotions as a thank you when I was in the hospital. My friend buys them a box of donuts whenever she’s in.
Oldest of 5, can confirm: my little sister talked for 3 hours without any input from anyone and only stopped because we stopped at Wendy’s.
It’s an improper method of communication likely used to inflict emotional damage on the parent and reestablish their sense of independence.
Agencies don’t operate based on common sense and morals though. If they’re deciding what’s good and bad, nobody is safe except yes-men.
Who decides what’s bad? Do they decide after they have the information?
Let’s not forget the stripping Oscar from accounting. ‘You can tell by the way a woman drinks a soda that she is a good dancer.’
You got me. I found an Instagram model I want to follow and get lifestyle tips from.
I tried so hard...but the occasional chuckle wasn’t worth trudging through the wet cement they call a plot.
My history professor did slide shows with all the questions based on those exact slides. He put them online, but people still failed.
High school drama coach tried to force a kiss between me and my sister’s boyfriend. He had fun finding a replacement 2 weeks before opening.
Now I understand why Harry couldn’t grab one of those letters.
He’s been around for 20 years, the minimum length of time for something to be absorbed into the public psyche and accepted as permanent.
Take a gammy at my nummy-nums.
The post doesn’t say dad of the year though, it just says he rescued his daughter, making him super, and it probably made a great memory.
I hate being talked to in the store so if someone offers me ANYTHING, I ‘assume’ they weren’t talking to me and walk faster.
Doesn’t make it any less wholesome.
Not if they got her in a trade; Pokémon Name Rater doesn’t do trades.
Before they go to the chief, Miguel apologizes for the girl in Barcelona and it’s implied he ‘planted the flag’ before Tulio could.
Something something tasty with ketchup...
Yet none of us could ever measure up to a man like Lord Farquaad.
Men like him are in short supply.
Nat Geo has divers kneeling on the sea floor and notes which direction the sharks approached from. 8/10 times, from the back. They know.
Do you have change for a $10? I don’t have any smaller bills...
Trying to find a toilet before your body reenacts the Purge...
The commercials warned us about what would happen...
I take every septim, hoard everything like a dragon, and have more money than I can spend.
First one to finish a test, pulled out a book to read, teacher said I must have cheated and took the book away. I’m just a fast reader.
66 upvotes, 6 downvotes; I am powerless.
Anyone going to mention Gatsby was shot in a pool, he wasn’t afraid of them? ...No?
I got my nurses small clip-on lotions as a thank you when I was in the hospital. My friend buys them a box of donuts whenever she’s in.
Oldest of 5, can confirm: my little sister talked for 3 hours without any input from anyone and only stopped because we stopped at Wendy’s.
It’s an improper method of communication likely used to inflict emotional damage on the parent and reestablish their sense of independence.
Agencies don’t operate based on common sense and morals though. If they’re deciding what’s good and bad, nobody is safe except yes-men.
Who decides what’s bad? Do they decide after they have the information?